Beaning

Something that StorM and co. do in CS:GO.

“I get beaning, beaning! I get beaning, there’s no escaping it”
“And i’m beaning, xanbean, what’s up bro?’
“And i’m naturally xanbeaning, sewbean, what the f*ck is up bro?”

by Adder38 August 27, 2018

beaning

The act of dreaming about things one can never have. Derived from the derogatory term for mexicans ( beaner ) and their tendency to have farfetched fantasies about success.

1)Guy 1: Damn nigga! That poon thinks he can get ass tonight.

Guy 2: SHIITTTT nigga. he needs to stop beaning!

2) Guy 1: That spic be eyeing my car!

Guy 2: aw man. he be beaning.

by A-Men June 24, 2005

Beaning

When a clitoris, preferably as large as a banana is used in place of a penis or phallic object to pleasure a persons orifice - “to bean” or “beaning” is the act.

“Damn, Hayley gave me a sturdy beaning last night”

by Satisfyer-Bro2 February 17, 2021

beaning

A slang term for the euphoric effects of ecstacy tablets.

Geez! Im well mashed, Im beaning my tits off!!

by dangerous donnivan April 8, 2008

Beaning

The act of inserting baked, kidney or mungo beans into another person's anus, following by them farting them out with force, then eating them. A popular sexual practice amongst homosexuals.

Hey Gary, fancy a beaning tonight?

by Popsicle polly February 24, 2018

Beaning

The art of bending your back over to produce 'beaning'.
designed to replicate the famous Mr.Beans pose.
related to: planking and owling.

*infront of the london eye* dude, this is a awsome place to bean.

you think we should start beaning on that sheep?

by Emily, Ralf, Jela July 26, 2011

Beaning

verb: Being to drunk too the point where you have no idea where you are. The act of getting lost.

Friend 1 "Dude where are you?"
Friend 2 "I have no idea I'm Beaning."

by DeltaTuesdays March 12, 2013