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The act of dreaming about things one can never have. Derived from the derogatory term for mexicans ( beaner ) and their tendency to have farfetched fantasies about success.
1)Guy 1: Damn nigga! That poon thinks he can get ass tonight.

Guy 2: SHIITTTT nigga. he needs to stop beaning!

2) Guy 1: That spic be eyeing my car!

Guy 2: aw man. he be beaning.
by A-Men June 09, 2005
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Something that StorM and co. do in CS:GO.
“I get beaning, beaning! I get beaning, there’s no escaping it”
“And i’m beaning, xanbean, what’s up bro?’
“And i’m naturally xanbeaning, sewbean, what the f*ck is up bro?”
by Adder38 August 27, 2018
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The art of bending your back over to produce 'beaning'.
designed to replicate the famous Mr.Beans pose.
related to: planking and owling.
*infront of the london eye* dude, this is a awsome place to bean.

you think we should start beaning on that sheep?
by Emily, Ralf, Jela July 26, 2011
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The act of inserting baked, kidney or mungo beans into another person's anus, following by them farting them out with force, then eating them. A popular sexual practice amongst homosexuals.
Hey Gary, fancy a beaning tonight?
by Popsicle polly February 24, 2018
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verb: Being to drunk too the point where you have no idea where you are. The act of getting lost.
Friend 1 "Dude where are you?"
Friend 2 "I have no idea I'm Beaning."
by DeltaTuesdays March 12, 2013
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The act of studying effectively, or with particular commitment.

Also:
Good beaning - Hard study which has paid dividends
-Out tonight?
-Nah mate, essay to write for tomorrow.
-Best get beaning then!

Also:

-Hey, I just finished my dissertation a week early!
-Really? Good beaning!
by TheBeaner May 24, 2004
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