brake and bake 

Stopping during a long driving trip to smoke marijuana.

Dude, there's a rest stop ahead, you up for a brake and bake?

brake and bake by toastyoats February 25, 2010

Bake And Bake 

VERB-- When you are high as fuck, then go to a kitchen and begin baking random boxed mixes, then while bake and baking, you then begin a vlog on your camera app.

(resolution for munchies)

(true bake and baking is done )

(you typically do not watch vlog)

"Do you want to 'bake and bake' tonight chief?"

"Hell yeah brother!"

Bake And Bake by Power trooper November 21, 2023

Wake and bake and bake 

When you wake and bake (smoke weed soon after waking up) and then cook up some breakfast or “bake” again (it doesn’t have to be actual baking).

Yo, I got some good weed and pancake mix, wanna wake and bake and bake tomorrow morning?

Wake and bake and bake by mr richard August 13, 2019

Take and bake 

When a junky steals your stuff for drugs.

Damn my wallet is gone, Karen just did a take and bake on me.

Take and bake by Vinny da cheese July 14, 2016

Wake-and-Bake 

The act of waking up of a morning and partaking of the chronic by means of a bong without leaving the comfort of one's bed. Made possible by possession of a serving wench/lad to present baking instuments and narcotics on a silver tray or, failing this convenience, the forethought to leave apparatus within reach of the squalid heap where one collapsed in a munted stupor the previous evening.

"Martibald, I believe I shall Wake-and-Bake this good morning"
"Exemplary idea, Frederico. By the by, why are we in bed together?"

Wake-and-Bake by Faulkling September 8, 2008

Fake and Bake 

A tan that has been took TOO FAR. These are the people that tan five times a week and still complain that theyre 'Too pale' You'll Often find these people wiht heavy makeup that makes then look almost like a Ritz crackers with some unknown spread. These people are also known to get skin-cancer and still think it was worth it.

Guy1:"Dude...That Lady...She's so...Tan.?"
Guy2:"Thats Abby...Shes tans twice a day... I think she baths in tanning oil..."
Guy1:"How can people even stand getting a Fake and Bake...? You look soo..."
Guy2:"Creepy.?"
Guy1:"Exactly..."

Fake and Bake by DuhLindsey July 2, 2009

wake and bake rape

When one wakes up another and forces them to toke it up

Another example is to feel someone up until they awake, and then force them to smoke pot

Past tense: Woke and boke raped

"I think that I might wake and bake rape my boyfriend today"

wake and bake rape by Verbcttjt August 25, 2009