braincrush
When you have a crush on a person's brain, with complete disregard to appearance, availability, etc.
Laura has a braincrush on Thomas Jefferson.
braincrush by awesomeaardvark October 21, 2009
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brain crush
"i have such a brain crush on this kid in my philoshophy class. sure hes 5'3" and clearly never combs his hair, but he is so witty and articulate."
brain crush by woundedgazelle December 13, 2005
braincrumbs
Little bits of knowledge gained or learned by hanging around with a person of knowledge and interest. Gleaned information from a knowledgeable source.
I got a few braincrumbs hanging out in the lab with Professor Johnson the other day. He's a pretty smart fellow.
braincrumbs by Paul W Puckett January 22, 2009
braincrupt
braincrupt by Rusharoundandaround May 27, 2018
the bradcrusher
A poker hand named after a dealer at the Lucky Nugget in Deadwood South Dakota. It consists off a 6-2 offsuit. It is a worthless piece of crap as a poker hand goes, but if you beat said dealer with it you win a t-shirt.
the bradcrusher by savage6970 October 17, 2008
Braincrunch
When eating something crunchy one may find that they can hear the crunch louder in their head than others can hear it around them.
Braincrunch by Synatics January 17, 2010
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