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Neglected brain-matter 

Its when parts of your brain go mush and stuff. It is abbreviated as NBM
Guy with NBM: "You smell like turkey. I'm a Train."
Other Guy: "Woah man, you got a serious case of Neglected brain-matter!"
Neglected brain-matter by n00bs4sale September 5, 2016

BRAIN WASTE MATTER 

EMOTIONS that are SHIT from the BRAIN which is toxic. One song TRIPS A 404 EXCEPTION that is on the record is useful SHIT from the brain toxic and nontoxic.
This is , "off the record" , I am , " A FUCKING IDIOT" , is BRAIN WASTE MATTER , as I said the wrong things as it is OK to be homosexual , but my STrIPE got me into black and white difficulties. On the record EMOTIONS SAMANTHA SANG, LOSING MY RELIGION REM and BLACK AND WHITE THREE DOG NIGHT is BRAIN WASTE MATTER as they are useful which is ART and INFAMY together.

Brain-Masterbation 

Telling yourself you're right while ignoring actual facts.
In his delusional state, Cambo prefered his Brain-Masterbation and was completely unaware of the actual fact that he was sitting in a burning house.

Brain-Masterbation 

When your brain is forced into doing somthing it dosent want to out of habbit, compulsery, or obligation.
Work staring at your computer, Class, Listning to your boss, ringing people up at the grochery store.
Brain-Masterbation by HOJIT November 7, 2003

Shit-Brain-Cock-Master 

Used in a comical way, someone who his not only dumb, but a faggot
Bob "Like my sexy Mac Book Air"

Eddie "Lol that makes you a shit-brain-cock-master
Shit-Brain-Cock-Master by f.u.k April 29, 2009

brainmaster 

when a dumb slut of a woman (aka any woman outside my family) is so good at giving brain (head) that she becomes the highly coveted brainmaster.

brainmasters can be somewhat of a nuisance when you get hordes of ugly fat woman who stink like shit trying to suction their gross ass mouth that still has bits of their last mcdonalds binge eating fest on your dick.
man: *cums in brainmasters mouth* holy shit, dis bish mus be sum sorta brain master or sum shit.
brainmaster: yes, i am a brainmaster.
brainmaster by anonymous February 24, 2023
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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