Brain-dead

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by God Loves Me......How \'bout you??? June 15, 2003

brain dead

The literal death of the brain, brought about by severence of the spinal cord or any major brain damage. There is argument as to whether or not brain death constitutes real death as some minor signs of life may still be seen, though the patient typically can't live without a respirator after brain death.

Marla is now brain dead.

by Schismrobo December 20, 2007

Brain dead

1. Someone who doesn’t catch on even to the simplest things.
2. Some one with no fucking brain

Bro Jennifer is so brain dead, she didn’t even catch on to my knock knock joke

by Lithium strikes again February 16, 2018

brain dead

the link from reality and fantasy are broken. there is no pilot in the cockpit if you know what I mean. the results of too many drugs can do this to you. you can be born this way. whatever the reason, you state things out of your ass without a reference, and you don't know nor care how accurate your statement is.

After I took over 10 years of bong hits, I have been left virtually brain dead, leaving only the cartoon network as a compatable reference.

by maxpacemph March 14, 2006

Brain dead

Dylan

Person 1: Bro who’s brain dead?
Person 2: Dylan

by A cat with human ears October 13, 2020

Brain Dead

A commonly use word in the community of Valorant that defines a person who doesn't have game sense and is definetly Bad

Bruh You're actually Brain dead No cap Not Even trolling you roza ulted that bruhhh

by Not Brain Dead Guy from Valo August 13, 2022

Brain Dead

A girl named Morgan.

Ryan: Hey Morgan, wanna go smoke a blunt with me and Cam?
Morgan: Yeah!
Cam: You got the blunt?
Ryan: Yeah man, let's go!
Morgan: Wait, what?
Cam: Morgan's fucking brain dead man.
Morgan: Who?
Cam: You.
Morgan: Oh.

Five minutes later

Morgan: Hey, wait, I'm not brain dead you asshole!

by Rf3mZ February 10, 2008