Definitions by Card_Sultan

zohties 

The period of time between 2000 and 2009 - by combining the sound Zero and ohs.

Also the time before being pre teenager but after a Zygote.

The zohties were the Golden years for American Conservative malarkey.
He not potty trained yet because he's just a zohty still.
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zohties by Card_Sultan October 20, 2015

Brain-Masterbation 

Telling yourself you're right while ignoring actual facts.

In his delusional state, Cambo prefered his Brain-Masterbation and was completely unaware of the actual fact that he was sitting in a burning house.

Brain-Masterbation by Card_Sultan May 14, 2015

racially conscious 

To try to legitimize your racism

I got every race figured out, because i'm racially conscious.

racially conscious by Card_Sultan August 20, 2014