Brain-Masterbation 

Telling yourself you're right while ignoring actual facts.

In his delusional state, Cambo prefered his Brain-Masterbation and was completely unaware of the actual fact that he was sitting in a burning house.

Brain-Masterbation by Card_Sultan May 14, 2015

Brain-Masterbation 

When your brain is forced into doing somthing it dosent want to out of habbit, compulsery, or obligation.

Work staring at your computer, Class, Listning to your boss, ringing people up at the grochery store.

Brain-Masterbation by HOJIT November 7, 2003

brain masturbation 

You take a thought provoking concept and decide to think extremely deeply about this particular concept. Something which often confuses most people or which has never been/cant be solved. The person thinks about and explores many areas of this concept to such an extent that they feel very mentally exhausted and also may experience a headache. In extreme circumstances epitaxis (a nose bleed) may occur. This can then be compared to the familiar term of wanking where sperm is ejactulated on pleasuring the penis - using the brain to extreme effect that blood is produced (sperm) = brain masturbation(wanking)

the concept of time zones - do you actually live longer if you move from one zone to another, depending on the zone and your place of birth - where brain masturbation originated from

what death feels like

afterlife

time stopping

brain masturbation by patrick3amnicole July 19, 2010

Brain masturbation 

the feeling your brain gets after getting in the frog position, and breathing in and out very deeply for 20 seconds, then standing up very quick and blowing on your thumb very hard.

yo my friend matt just did brain masturbation!

Brain masturbation by Braves202 October 9, 2009