braidedzo 

top 20 funniest pages on IG. has 698 followers (get that nigga to 700!!)

braidedzo just followed me omg!!!

braidedzo is so hot, I wanna fuck him so bad

braidedzo by kobe rollie November 11, 2020

braided ass pubes 

When you undergo a physically demanding activity that braids your ass pubes.

'After scoring that touchdown, I noticed that I had braided ass pubes.'

braided ass pubes by Soccer Fan November 4, 2011

Braided 

a physiological state that occurs when a person has a high level of three different drugs in their system. For example-Alcohol, Cocaine, Marijuana.

I was so braided last night that I stole Jimmy's pet python and tried to use it as a belt, and when that didn't work I tried to eat it while screaming "BEAR GRYLLS AIN'T GOT NOTHIN ON ME."

Braided by DNB215 April 21, 2011

Braided faded 

When you're high off of weed, drunk, and buzzed off of the vape. So all three intoxications are braided into one fade

Dude did you see me last night? I was braided faded

Braided faded by Jackychan9999 March 24, 2017

Braided Warriors 

Indigenous youth in səl̓ilw̓ətaʔɬ, sḵwx̱wú7mesh, and xʷməθkʷəy̓əm territories defending the land and the people from capitalist colonial violence.
STOP TMX
FUCK THE CROWN
FUCK KKKANADA

Braided warriors are inspiring Indigenous youth across turtle island.

Braided Warriors by Fuckouttaherecolonizer May 23, 2021

BraidenHoss.com 

A website that is not very common but you can both purchase items/memorabilia and get information related to the man, the myth, the leeeeggenddd…..Braiden Hoss the fifth. This guys a mondo silly popped stereotype writing to happen any given Sunday! I love this website but it needs more hype. *feeling down in my luck today*

Passionate bystander: Hey pops! Where’d you get that Braiden Hoss t-shirt and mug?

Pops the let down: wassup homie? What’s new?

Passionate bystander: POPS JUST TELL ME WHERE YOU GOT IT AND STOP LETTING ME DOWN!!

Pops the let down: hmph!! I got it on BraidenHoss.com where you can buy slick silly merch and learn valuable information fool, you stink fucking fool!

BraidenHoss.com by Bro Jake March 22, 2023

Bridezonkers 

A state of mind that a bride encounters when trying to juggle too many wedding details.

My florist is driving me with bridezonkers with all the tulip choices!

Bridezonkers by brideover40 April 29, 2011