Braided

a physiological state that occurs when a person has a high level of three different drugs in their system. For example-Alcohol, Cocaine, Marijuana.

I was so braided last night that I stole Jimmy's pet python and tried to use it as a belt, and when that didn't work I tried to eat it while screaming "BEAR GRYLLS AIN'T GOT NOTHIN ON ME."

by DNB215 April 21, 2011

Braided

When you are intoxicated, high and have dropped acid at the same time.

No flex I’m fucking braided.

by Coldhotdog July 5, 2018

braided ass pubes

When you undergo a physically demanding activity that braids your ass pubes.

'After scoring that touchdown, I noticed that I had braided ass pubes.'

by Soccer Fan November 4, 2011

Braided faded

When you're high off of weed, drunk, and buzzed off of the vape. So all three intoxications are braided into one fade

Dude did you see me last night? I was braided faded

by Jackychan9999 March 24, 2017

Braided Warriors

Indigenous youth in səl̓ilw̓ətaʔɬ, sḵwx̱wú7mesh, and xʷməθkʷəy̓əm territories defending the land and the people from capitalist colonial violence.
STOP TMX
FUCK THE CROWN
FUCK KKKANADA

Braided warriors are inspiring Indigenous youth across turtle island.

by Fuckouttaherecolonizer May 23, 2021

Braided Dutch Assist

When two men lock their adjoining arms and harmoniously move up and down to perform the act of masturbation for the other. Their hands are on their own penis. A distant cousin to the dutch rudder.

Dick and Johan were bored in the office and decided to try the 'ol trusty Braided Dutch Assist, or BDA.

by CaptainJack19 September 29, 2011

braided leather belt

A belt that douchey frat boys wore in the 90s and early 2000s.

There may be another word to describe this material, but only douches would know it.

I wanna do a keg stand, bro. Hold me up by my braided leather belt.

by ahlei June 8, 2016