1. a really awesome, attractive person who enjoys flowers
2. most legit job you could ever pursue
3. best way to constantly make someone's day (and get paid for it!)
2. most legit job you could ever pursue
3. best way to constantly make someone's day (and get paid for it!)
by kansasflorist December 7, 2010
Get the floristmug. by speedypete May 20, 2004
Get the floristmug. Someone who deals marijuana. Marijuana is a plant, and therefore one who buys this plant would not go to a "drug dealer" but rather a florist.
by SamAndTJ August 7, 2010
Get the Floristmug. Someone who likes smoking and drinking alcohol because they think it's cool and their so called group of "friends" will like them more. They also like dressing really edgy thinking it makes them look more cooler.
by MaxSG June 17, 2021
Get the Floristmug. A man who chases virgins with intents on deflowering them. More often than not, leaving them afterwords.
"What does he see in that prude girl? He could have any chick on campus."
"She's a virgin."
"Ah, so He's a florist."
"She's a virgin."
"Ah, so He's a florist."
by cooch whisperer January 1, 2012
Get the Floristmug. by Jrnsmskcbrandom1234 December 28, 2019
Get the Floristmug. by Greg August 21, 2003
Get the Floristmug.