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A tulip is a special type of joint which looks like a regular joint with a sack of marijuana on the end of it, which is made by sticking four rolling papers together in a large rectangle, placing an ample amount of weed in the centre, licking the edges and attaching it to the main shaft. I think. Hell I can roll but I can't roll these little bastards. Effects are very potent, and a tulip lasts a long time.

Be warned, though, if you've got a roller who is crap and/or stoned, there is a possible risk of the fucker spilling the entire thing on the floor.
Guy 1: "How mcuh weed we got left?"
Guy 2: "Quite a bit."
Guy 1: "Enough for... a tulip?"
Guy 2: "Hell yeah!"
by Rep August 24, 2004
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Female reproductive organ; used to gain money or power. Has two lips but cannot speak. In rare cases the TULIP has been known to make a male reproductive organ breathe fire.
"Hey man, how far did you get with her last night?"
"I just tickled her tulip a bit!"
by TickleMyTulip April 25, 2010
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The name of a person so special that u wont sneeze around her. She'll fill u with joy and happiness and makes some of the funniest jokes. You'll get so attached to her that u wont want to let her go.
Me: ily Ate Tulip
Ate Tulip: ilyt son
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B: Tulips are nice aren't they?
G: Indeed.
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abbreviated form of the phrase "tight little package" to describe a very attractive woman's body
by FeO2E August 16, 2009
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