A tulip is a special type of joint which looks like a regular joint with a sack of marijuana on the end of it, which is made by sticking four rolling papers together in a large rectangle, placing an ample amount of weed in the centre, licking the edges and attaching it to the main shaft. I think. Hell I can roll but I can't roll these little bastards. Effects are very potent, and a tulip lasts a long time.

Be warned, though, if you've got a roller who is crap and/or stoned, there is a possible risk of the fucker spilling the entire thing on the floor.
Guy 1: "How mcuh weed we got left?"
Guy 2: "Quite a bit."
Guy 1: "Enough for... a tulip?"
Guy 2: "Hell yeah!"
by Rep August 24, 2004
a friend, that is unique, funny, sweet and safe. You know no matter what they will always be there, and theyll always be number one. They know you better than you know yourself and can tell you how you feel when you dont even know. Its your ride or die! Your other half.. a soulmate.. a twin
Oh yea Cathryn?, she's my tulip!
by ICE*MIMI October 15, 2010
abbreviated form of the phrase "tight little package" to describe a very attractive woman's body
by FeO2E August 16, 2009
Sack of marijuana attatched to a joint
Ima get fucked up; roll a tulip
by Mike Frucci April 18, 2003
1. When a woman presses her vagina against the face of an unconscious man.
2. The female version of a "teabag."
I woke up with herpes on my forehead because I got tulipped last night.
by JT Wilson August 30, 2005
A rather effeminate man, slender and full of color.
Randy is such a tulip, but he sure can throw a dinner party!
by Deb January 22, 2004
a very fine women that frequents msn chats
tulip is a quality person.
by xplode February 1, 2005