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chode, choch, cunt, douche, douchebag, and those from milwaukee wisconsin all rolled into one huge pile of shit.
wow that guy in expanded housing is a major boynt
boynt by mbtinydickUofM December 6, 2009
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A person who asks too many questions. Particularly, this means personal questions. A bontri is annoying and repulsive.
You can recognise a bontri by the words and gestures he/she is using. For example: before asking a question a bontri will point his/hers finger up and say the word question and then continue to ask the question. Another sign of a bontri is him/her saying hmmmmmm on very obvious stuff.
However, when a bontri is being asked these questions he/she backs away and doesn't anwer them.
To fight a bontri with words is useless because a bontri will keep attacking you with questions. Instead, against a bontri you use whipped cream because a bontri fears whipped cream. This is then called a krunoslag.
Good luck with a bontri!
Bontri: ☝️ "Question: why did you go to the gynecologist. Do you have an STD? Are you pregnant? Are you okay? What is your IBAN?"
Some person: " You're such a bontri. That's personal stuff. Imma pull out my whipped cream."
Bontri: "No please no! Stop it! I don't like a krunoslag! I will stop asking questions. Just please stop with the krunoslag!"
Bontri by Zekoslav Mrkva September 24, 2020
She is a sweet, loving girl but at the same time doesn't take shit from nobody!!!
Bro you such a Bontle
Bontle by Come here June 11, 2018

bontkraagje 

Een tiener met een jas met bontkraag, vaak gepaard met een Gucci petje en / of tasje (je kent ze wel). Praten vaak met marokkaans accent, ongeacht de daadwerkelijke afkomst. Vaak niet opgevoed, vervelend en luidruchtig. Vaak hebben ze het (waan)idee dat ze gangsta zijn, zichzelf vergelijkend met de straat gangs uit Amerika (zoals de Crips).

Ook kan je ze herkennen aan hun kleurrijke vocabulair met uitspraken als:
- Je kanker moeder
- Ik heb schijt vriend
- Wollah
- Dit is niet mijn winkel vriend
- Ik neuk jullie allemaal de moeder
- A sahbi kom rwina zetten
- Deze zwembad is omin koud mattie

Belangrijk is het expres verkeerd gebruiken van 'die / dat / dit / deze'.

Het bontkraagje is vaak te vinden in achterstandswijken of winkelcentra.
1: "Is het een goede buurt of valt het tegen?"
2: "De buurt is best oke, alleen wel veel bontkraagjes man"
1: "Oh, dat is vervelend..."
bontkraagje by Herbolife March 2, 2016

Bounty Hugger 

A job or hobby where someone searches and finds an individual who is in desperate need of a hug, and then hugs them.
PJ had way too much food at dinner and doesn't feel well. I think a hug from the Bounty Hugger will make him feel better! I hope.
Bounty Hugger by jeeeeeahhhh July 17, 2010
A bonfire where everyone is a beaner
Why is there so much cocaine and sombreros? Is this a Bontilla?
Bontilla by Kahleeb December 23, 2019

bontensmanager 

Bontensmanager is basically a god who has the most correct opinions on everything. They always devour.
Do you know bontensmanager? Of fucking course.😁
Who leads the cult of bonten minis? Bontensmanager, who else you twat?
bontensmanager by 👹👹👹👹 November 13, 2021
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