Bontri

A person who asks too many questions. Particularly, this means personal questions. A bontri is annoying and repulsive.
You can recognise a bontri by the words and gestures he/she is using. For example: before asking a question a bontri will point his/hers finger up and say the word question and then continue to ask the question. Another sign of a bontri is him/her saying hmmmmmm on very obvious stuff.
However, when a bontri is being asked these questions he/she backs away and doesn't anwer them.
To fight a bontri with words is useless because a bontri will keep attacking you with questions. Instead, against a bontri you use whipped cream because a bontri fears whipped cream. This is then called a krunoslag.
Good luck with a bontri!

Bontri: ☝️ "Question: why did you go to the gynecologist. Do you have an STD? Are you pregnant? Are you okay? What is your IBAN?"
Some person: " You're such a bontri. That's personal stuff. Imma pull out my whipped cream."
Bontri: "No please no! Stop it! I don't like a krunoslag! I will stop asking questions. Just please stop with the krunoslag!"

by Zekoslav Mrkva September 24, 2020

Bontilla

A bonfire where everyone is a beaner

Why is there so much cocaine and sombreros? Is this a Bontilla?

by Kahleeb December 23, 2019

bonerific

something that could easily give a guy a boner. this can be one person, or a group, or just a part of someone.

1. wow that girl is bonerific!

2. a party with those chicks would be bonerific!

3. wow look at that babe's ass. it's bonerific.

by bboytaiphoon March 4, 2011

Bootrix

Females who are fat, mean, nasty, and without any redeeming characteristics whatsoever. They generally seem to enjoy making other peoples lives as difficult as possible and will use any and every opportunity to monkey wrench a situation. For whatever reason these females seem drawn to medical and local government office work where generating a large amount paper counts for more than actual competence.

The bootrix are at it again...the delivery forms got changed a month ago and they never said a word. Now we have to go back and get all of this stuff resigned.

These waiver forms were never given to use because the bootrix were holding them...now the insurance is not going to pay these claims.

by mookcollins October 19, 2010

bonerise

Captain Boner’s signature move; this involves the unrelenting floppage of one’s missile until complete extermination is achieved. To ‘Bonerise’ is an act so undeniably ruthless that looking directly at the warhead will reverse your sexuality...twice. Captain Boner’s only weakness is the scent of Estrogen.

Bonerise

by Someone with something to say November 20, 2013

Botris Time

Botris Time : A synonym of " valve time ".
It applies to any person who will claim "back in 5", "Give me 2 minutes.", "Just have a 'shower', back in 10.", or any other assorted activity and give a specific timescale.
But they don't. They take a much longer time and have a "wtf" moment when back.

Bot: Havin' a shower guys, i'll be 10 min, wait for us.

20 min passes.

Random: wtf wheres bot?

Random2: remember, botris time.

Random: Lets just start.

1hour passes.

Bot: WTF why you all gone.

by WFHLondoners November 20, 2013

Bonerizing

Something that is so awesome, it can make you hard without physical contact.

That cake was so bonerizing i had to tighten my belt a notch to hide my hard on.

Dude, I got a quadruple kill in call of duty last night with a RPG and it was so bonerizing

by Julesfools February 25, 2010