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A person who asks too many questions. Particularly, this means personal questions. A bontri is annoying and repulsive.
You can recognise a bontri by the words and gestures he/she is using. For example: before asking a question a bontri will point his/hers finger up and say the word question and then continue to ask the question. Another sign of a bontri is him/her saying hmmmmmm on very obvious stuff.
However, when a bontri is being asked these questions he/she backs away and doesn't anwer them.
To fight a bontri with words is useless because a bontri will keep attacking you with questions. Instead, against a bontri you use whipped cream because a bontri fears whipped cream. This is then called a krunoslag.
Good luck with a bontri!
Bontri: ☝️ "Question: why did you go to the gynecologist. Do you have an STD? Are you pregnant? Are you okay? What is your IBAN?"
Some person: " You're such a bontri. That's personal stuff. Imma pull out my whipped cream."
Bontri: "No please no! Stop it! I don't like a krunoslag! I will stop asking questions. Just please stop with the krunoslag!"
Bontri by Zekoslav Mrkva September 24, 2020
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