Dude 1: Hey Brother, why don't you sit down and have some spaghetti!
Dude 2: Okay, but why is there a kid wrapped in Duct Tape?
Dude 1: I captured him! He is my prisoner!
Dude 2: Did you have a case of Bonetrousle again?
Dude 1: Yep.
Dude 2: Also, the kid escaped.
Dude 1: WHAAAT?!?!
Dude 2: That kid knows how to get out of a STICKY situation!
Dude 1: That pun was terrible!
Dude 2: C'mon! You're smiling.
Dude 1: I am and I hate it. I guess it's now time to set up my puzzles again.
A very beautiful and brilliant actress. Plays Mary Austin in the film Bohemian Rhapsody (aka the best movie of all time). Ever since the movie she has been dating Rami Malek (plays Freddie Mercury) and they are the cutest couple on this planet
this is a phrase used by mmiss olena rudenko the most sexy teacher available this was referred to yizus oribee
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to make a disastrous, drunken proposal of love and affection, usually accompanied by emasculating actions such as sobbing, groveling, slurring of words, vomiting, farting etc.