box and a box 

The word box refers to (1) a box of wine and (2) a girl (slang for vagina see box)

"I'm going to have fun with a box and a box."
In other words: I'm going to have fun with a 'box of wine' and a 'girl'.

"I'm having a box with a box."
In other words: I'm drinking a 'box of wine' with a 'girl'.

box and a box by Sandy Box February 19, 2009

All That and a Box of Saltine Crackers 

A variant of the phrase "All that and a bag of chips." Implies that someone is really cool, a beast, and talented. A stud

Johnny thinks he's all that and a box of saltine crackers cause he finally got his first slow danced. The girl however, looked like a pinched-face gorilla.

Ross is all that a box of saltine crackers. He can talk himself out of trouble with teachers, he is extremely sauve with the ladies, and has a straight a average.

All That and a Box of Saltine Crackers by Carrera's Wedge April 12, 2007

A Box of Biscuits, A Box of Mixed Biscuits, and a Biscuit Mixer

An old theatre tongue twister. Used as a way to warm up the tongue before a show, it has gained notoriety recently due to Cards Against Humanity, and it has been difficult to for people to say to this day.

Bailey tried to say A Box of Biscuits, A Box of Mixed Biscuits, and a Biscuit Mixer for ten minutes earlier.

A Box of Biscuits, A Box of Mixed Biscuits, and a Biscuit Mixer by ALSAT December 18, 2020

A Box of Biscuits, A Box of Mixed Biscuits, and a Biscuit Mixer

1. An old theatre warmup that became such a notoriously difficult tongue-twister, that even Cards Against Humanity uses it as one of their cards.

2. A phrase to say whenever one of your friends is tongue-tied, to remind them just how bad at saying words in their own language they are.

Bailey cannot say A Box of Biscuits, A Box of Mixed Biscuits, and a Biscuit Mixer, let us all point and laugh!

A Box of Biscuits, A Box of Mixed Biscuits, and a Biscuit Mixer by ALSAT January 6, 2021

box of chocolates and a risky text

another way of saying pre-conception/birth, typically used when a young person is reminiscing about a time period

little Jayden (born 2015): “man I miss 2016”
big Paul: “bro was a box of chocolates and a risky text back then”

box of chocolates and a risky text by Halloe Man September 29, 2026

Do you want a cookie from my shut-up-and-croak-box? 

It's an intensification of "what do you want, a cookie?" which shows lack of interest when someone tells something he considers very cool or amazing, mostly while showing off whith it.

For example, you can use it when you are down and someone thinks he has to tell you just NOW how happy and overjoyed he is.

(I am sad because my love is already assigned)

Annoying person: ...and I just kissed her! She requested me to bring her home and in front of her house she asked whether I wanted to see her stamp collction -haha- and of course I said yes- damn she's so friggin' hot- and then we went in and she took off her...
You: Hey, do you want a cookie from my shut-up-and-croak-box?

Do you want a cookie from my shut-up-and-croak-box? by Pacmaniac June 24, 2011