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A walloper, nugget, space cadet, prick or generally dumb ass mf.
Awrite Tony ya Boton!!
Stop it ya boton of a boy
BOTON by CGRTID September 16, 2021

slayer's boon

A gay item to be found in the field of the video game franchise "dauntless."
Bro, what a slayer's boon.
Why is he acting like such a slayer's boon
slayer's boon by Slayer's Boon June 11, 2019
To have a big head. Named after Ho Creet for breaking the Guiness Book Of Records in having the largest head circumference. Also can be associated with Hitler as Joseph Beton's father was Adolf. Joseph was a member of the 'Beton-Bashers' and the 'BigHead Family'.
Jake: OMG Tim you git! your such a bighead!
Tim: Don't lie! I'm not part of the Betons.
Beton by Joseph Bed-Wet February 27, 2008

Mushroom baton

The use of one's penis as a striking weapon. Most likely while erect. Will make a thud noise upon contact with one's forehead, cheek, or chin.
Don't make me smack you with the mushroom baton.
Mushroom baton by M_Dubz152 June 5, 2023

Mushroom baton

The use of one's penis as a striking weapon. Preferable method is while it is erect. This will make a nice thud noise upon contact with one's face, forehead, cheek, chin, or nose.
The chicken head used too much teeth during oral so I smacked her with the mushroom baton. Left a nice welt on her cheek too.
Mushroom baton by M_Dubz152 June 5, 2023
Boaon(Bit Of Air Out Nose) or aon(Air Out Nose for short) is to demonstrate the true thing you do via an instant messaging program when you supposedly lol(Laugh Out Loud). When you merely snuffle a little bit other than actually laughing out loud.
INSTANT MESSAGING CONVERSATION

Bill:
dude how funny was that movie.

John:
boaon yeah it was funny.

Bill:
boaon??

John:
bit of air out nose you n00b, GOSH GTFO AND GET WITH THE FUCKING TIMES!!!
Boaon by LOL NAZI June 5, 2009
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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