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To have a big head. Named after Ho Creet for breaking the Guiness Book Of Records in having the largest head circumference. Also can be associated with Hitler as Joseph Beton's father was Adolf. Joseph was a member of the 'Beton-Bashers' and the 'BigHead Family'.

Jake: OMG Tim you git! your such a bighead!
Tim: Don't lie! I'm not part of the Betons.

Beton by Joseph Bed-Wet February 27, 2008

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beton

French word created by reversing the first and last syllable of the word tom-ber. Slang style popularised by the cult song "Laisse beton" ... or "Let it slide".

beton by JM August 3, 2003

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Beton

A shot of Rakija and a bottle of Beer.

Bartender: Hey man what would you like to order?
Azem: A Beton please.

Beton by Gobleni December 8, 2023

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Beton-Slam

The Slam of Beton! Originated by the Beton-Bashers.

BigHead did the Beton-Slam!

Beton-Slam by Umar The Chick3n February 22, 2008

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monsieur béton

Someone with an enormous rock solid dick, that every woman dream about.

Look at Daniel over there with his huge weiner , what a monsieur béton !

monsieur béton by RobMichels December 7, 2018

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Joseph Beton

When a person performs a Joseph Beton, it is said that they open up there anus and stuff as many cakes down it as possible!

Drury: "I eat iced buns in one bite."
Joseph Beton: "I eat iced buns through my arse because i'm so fucking fat."

Joseph Beton by A_Warrenist October 22, 2010

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Constuction de Beton

An Erasmus way to prevent sb making meaningless sex with sb ( frensh expression)

Tonight constuction de Beton in your door.You will not let anybody get inside!!

Constuction de Beton by PISA February 9, 2005

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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