boton

Another word/insult for someone who is a dick/prick/nob (pronounced Bautin)

1) "Why did you do that? You are such a boton"

2) "Shut up ya mad boton"

by The Mighty Glaswegian April 10, 2017

BOTON

A walloper, nugget, space cadet, prick or generally dumb ass mf.

Awrite Tony ya Boton!!
Stop it ya boton of a boy

by CGRTID September 16, 2021

slayer's boon

A gay item to be found in the field of the video game franchise "dauntless."

Bro, what a slayer's boon.
Why is he acting like such a slayer's boon

by Slayer's Boon June 11, 2019

Beton

To have a big head. Named after Ho Creet for breaking the Guiness Book Of Records in having the largest head circumference. Also can be associated with Hitler as Joseph Beton's father was Adolf. Joseph was a member of the 'Beton-Bashers' and the 'BigHead Family'.

Jake: OMG Tim you git! your such a bighead!
Tim: Don't lie! I'm not part of the Betons.

by Joseph Bed-Wet February 27, 2008

Mushroom baton

The use of one's penis as a striking weapon. Most likely while erect. Will make a thud noise upon contact with one's forehead, cheek, or chin.

Don't make me smack you with the mushroom baton.

by M_Dubz152 June 5, 2023

Mushroom baton

The use of one's penis as a striking weapon. Preferable method is while it is erect. This will make a nice thud noise upon contact with one's face, forehead, cheek, chin, or nose.

The chicken head used too much teeth during oral so I smacked her with the mushroom baton. Left a nice welt on her cheek too.

by M_Dubz152 June 5, 2023

Boaon

Boaon(Bit Of Air Out Nose) or aon(Air Out Nose for short) is to demonstrate the true thing you do via an instant messaging program when you supposedly lol(Laugh Out Loud). When you merely snuffle a little bit other than actually laughing out loud.

INSTANT MESSAGING CONVERSATION

Bill:
dude how funny was that movie.

John:
boaon yeah it was funny.

Bill:
boaon??

John:
bit of air out nose you n00b, GOSH GTFO AND GET WITH THE FUCKING TIMES!!!

by LOL NAZI June 5, 2009