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A person with alcoholic tendencies. The bar is their church, never to be trusted alone with a bottle of tequila. If drunk, the person will yell inappropriate things in public such as “her pussy tastes so good!”. Likely to get fired from a job after a night of drunken disorderly conduct. Nevertheless, there is never a dull moment when interacting with a Bortzy. Guaranteed fun.
“Did you hear what happened to that Bortzy?”
“No”
“They downed a whole bottle of tequila, hijacked a parks and recreation ladder and got themselves arrested”

“Wow, well I’m not surprised, I’ve heard them have 3 other criminal charges pending”
Bortzy by Zebra95811 May 24, 2020
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El borto 

When the word "abortion" just sounds too nasty to say in pleasant company, use the synonym "el borto" instead.
Gentleman: Have you heard? Suzy's just had an el borto.
Lady: Why, no I haven't, but I've heard she's a regular at the el borto clinic.
El borto by MikeFFWordSmith October 30, 2018
A word that has existed for centuries but has never been given a proper definition. Very hard to explain, but Bortor signifies a feeling that feels very strange. In other words, it just feels weird.
Man that felt just like bortor.
Bortor by Creatorr March 1, 2015
The coolest person ever...ever. The only person to make balding look elite.
Yo that guy must know Bortz. You see his hair-doo? STYLIN!
bortz by Ellyn Guttman May 22, 2004

somsg borto

special sausage burrito summoned using a ouija board and a big mac
"mmmmm somsg borto"
*pees cutely*
somsg borto by EpicGaymer6942069420 September 3, 2021
The coolest person ever alive. The only person ever to make a come-over look uber gosu vet elite.
OMG It's Bortz, quick go shine his shoes
Bortz by Bortz May 21, 2004