A person with alcoholic tendencies. The bar is their church, never to be trusted alone with a bottle of tequila. If drunk, the person will yell inappropriate things in public such as “her pussy tastes so good!”. Likely to get fired from a job after a night of drunken disorderly conduct. Nevertheless, there is never a dull moment when interacting with a Bortzy. Guaranteed fun.
“Did you hear what happened to that Bortzy?”
“No”
“They downed a whole bottle of tequila, hijacked a parks and recreation ladder and got themselves arrested”
“Wow, well I’m not surprised, I’ve heard them have 3 other criminal charges pending”
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."