Borstal

A now defunct prison exclusively for delinquent youths and under 18's who have broken the law.

That Tom is a complete hooligan, he's going to be sent to Borstal

by Mooma August 11, 2006

borstal

a very very very ugly girl. a step up from being a munter,

Fuck me!!! after 79.576 pints, she looked ok. now however, she is completely borstal!!

by jimro & dale October 18, 2004

Brostalgia

A wistful or excessively sentimental yearning for return to a past period with your bro or bros.

Dude: Yo, let's steal the napkin-holder from this bar.
Widowed-Bro: . . . nah (disappointedly turns away)
Dude: You alright man?
Widowed-Bro: . . . (Thinking about a time he and his bros took a road trip to New Mexico and stole a horse-cop's horse and used it to commandeer an oxen and 12 hundred dollars worth of cattle)
Dude: Dude!
Widowed-Bro: Sorry . . . just thinking about this thing me and my bros once stole
Dude: You need to stop being so brostalgic and live in reality.
Widowed-Bro: I can't help my brostalgia. I loved Ted "T-Killa" Jones. He was my main bro . . . Goddamn it! I told him not to play 13 consecutive games of Flip Cup with Everclear grain alcohol. (A single brostalgic tear rolls down his cheek)

by The Sebastian November 21, 2009

Boostaloo

He is arguably the worlds greatest at everything. Not only is he funny, good looking, fertile, and smart; but he has the ability to fly at super speeds. Boostaloo is used as a handle for many message boards and characters, but in reality comes from a nickname given to him by his father. He can be recognized by his signiture elipsis at the end of his posts.

"That guy is almost as cool as Boostaloo!"

"Boostaloo would be Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris looked like Brad Pitt."

"You just pulled a Boostaloo; no woder all the ladies love you..."

by Eddie Bayview August 31, 2008

brostalk

Like sisstalk. When you go online to find information in profiles, etc. about what's going on in your brother's life because it's easier than picking up the phone and calling him.

Jane: My brother bought a new car.
Jenn: You called him?
Jane: No, he never answers his phone. I just brostalked him.

by lbeeee June 1, 2009

boostalk

bradley nowell's favorite term for weed

brad: i strictly call it boostalk

by tokenburnout March 15, 2007

[barstalking]

bar hopping in order to casually end up in the place where you plan on finding the guy/girl you've been trying to find all night- as inconspicuously as possible.

"man, he's being so sketch. let's go barstalking to see what he's up to and who he's with."

by stellar3456 January 30, 2009