boogatard

A person who hides in a highschool locker and when it's opened they come out and scream, "BOO!" which scares the tard out of you.

"Carolyn hid in Tara's locker and scared the tard out of her so Tara called her a boogatard"

by Spiffy and Catty May 18, 2007

boobtard

When a dude goes brain dead when a nice pair of boobs are in front of him.

Dude, did you see that set on that chick at the bar, I turned into a boobtard when I saw them.

by PGB3476 May 8, 2014

Blogtard

A person who is in love with blogging.

John just registered on Blogtard and he has become a real blogtard now.

by a budding wordsmith September 29, 2011

Blogtard

Blogtard is a person who loves blogging.

Mary loves blogging, and she is a happy blogtard

by frkphl September 29, 2011

boontard

Noob spelled backwards with a part of retard added at the end. All the gay fags that cant play videogames are referred to as this.

:Michael still has to play NBA Street on Easy.
:What a "boontard"

by the_alec April 11, 2008

Booktard

book·tard \book-tahrd\ 1 An individual who works at a buy/sell/trade book, music or other media pawn type business, who has a major superiority complex in which they feel their beliefs and standards for incoming and outgoing trends are ALL that is law. These prototypical "hipsters", "trend starters", and "scene-setters" (almost always of the faux variety), often spend their free time in a herd of booktards, at their place of business, or accompanied by the bookmanites at a local art viewing or similar gala only to scoff if only for the sole reason to be derisive. booktards are also often referred to as bookmanites.

Dude! did you see that booktard in there? he made fun of your chucks, and his t-shirt said "I listen to bands that aren't even out yet.", what a douche.

by LevArtation February 20, 2011

Bongtard

Bongtard, a complete and utter moron who plays online games and has hit the bong one too many times. Bongtards are unable to play as a team, contribute to the game and generall run around being uselss, stoned and stupid. Often fond of team killing, one Bongtard on your team will cost you the entire match or clan battle.

"Dude, that guy just ruined the entire game.... fucking bongtard!"

"WTF did that BONGTARDed bitch do now?, I can't believe he just rammed me!"

by Hi_My_Name_is_PEGGY! December 18, 2011