Bongtard

Bongtard, a complete and utter moron who plays online games and has hit the bong one too many times. Bongtards are unable to play as a team, contribute to the game and generall run around being uselss, stoned and stupid. Often fond of team killing, one Bongtard on your team will cost you the entire match or clan battle.

"Dude, that guy just ruined the entire game.... fucking bongtard!"

"WTF did that BONGTARDed bitch do now?, I can't believe he just rammed me!"

Bongtard by Hi_My_Name_is_PEGGY! December 18, 2011

bonktard 

A sweaty person that plays bonk.ok. They leave sweat residue on their keyboard and always play grapple instead of classic

. Yo look at Fionn he is being a real BONKTARD.

bonktard by Beanz4172882 May 4, 2021

Bingtard 

A not so smart bingo player. One who makes simple bingo mistakes.

Check out the new players. They don't even have daubers...what bingtards.

Dude 1: "Hey this round is a pipe round. That doesn't look like a pipe at all."
Bernie: "You are a bingtard."

Bingtard by Sub a Dub January 2, 2009

bingtard 

An incompetent retard who can't use a proper search engine, and always ends up asking stupid, awkward or irrelevant questions as a result.

That freaking bingtard doesn't know diddly-squat cos he's always wasting his time using shitty search engines.. should have used google in the first place, and he might have gained an actual clue, rather than constantly having to bug us.

bingtard by Blotted Snot November 3, 2013

Bongard 

A Bongard, also called the Point Guard or "the ball-handler", is one of the standard positions in a regulation basketball game. A Bongard has perhaps the most specialized role of any position – essentially, they are expected to run the team's offense and defense by controlling/guarding the ball and making sure that it gets to the right players at the right time.

he's hawking that girl like bongard

Bongard by e-wiki July 8, 2010

bongard 

The epitome of self promotion & creative crudeness

You see what Tom Green did last night? Yo, he's bongard.

bongard by ... April 4, 2003

Bongard 

A person who abuses power to achieve self-centered goals; a Nurse Ratched-esque individual

Also, a prostitute who trades sexual favors for heroin

man, James is being a total bongard and not passing the piece just because he bought the nugget.

Amy has been acting like such a bongard recently, i heard she ****ed ****'s ***** for some horse.

Bongard by zingbangboom May 28, 2009