Booktard 

book·tard \book-tahrd\ 1 An individual who works at a buy/sell/trade book, music or other media pawn type business, who has a major superiority complex in which they feel their beliefs and standards for incoming and outgoing trends are ALL that is law. These prototypical "hipsters", "trend starters", and "scene-setters" (almost always of the faux variety), often spend their free time in a herd of booktards, at their place of business, or accompanied by the bookmanites at a local art viewing or similar gala only to scoff if only for the sole reason to be derisive. booktards are also often referred to as bookmanites.

Dude! did you see that booktard in there? he made fun of your chucks, and his t-shirt said "I listen to bands that aren't even out yet.", what a douche.

Booktard by LevArtation February 20, 2011

Booktard

Someone who’s extremely book smart but has zero street smarts, common sense, or social awareness.

Bro has a 4.0 GPA but almost got scammed out of $200 by a fake Instagram account. He’s a certified booktard.

Booktard by XuHuai Zhuang August 27, 2026

boobtard 

When a dude goes brain dead when a nice pair of boobs are in front of him.

Dude, did you see that set on that chick at the bar, I turned into a boobtard when I saw them.

boobtard by PGB3476 May 8, 2014

bonktard 

A sweaty person that plays bonk.ok. They leave sweat residue on their keyboard and always play grapple instead of classic

. Yo look at Fionn he is being a real BONKTARD.

bonktard by Beanz4172882 May 4, 2021

boontard 

Noob spelled backwards with a part of retard added at the end. All the gay fags that cant play videogames are referred to as this.

:Michael still has to play NBA Street on Easy.
:What a "boontard"

boontard by the_alec April 11, 2008

boomtard 

Some idiot that thinks his subs need to be heard from a mile away.

Here's comes that boomtard again.

boomtard by boomscion January 14, 2008

boomtard 

A contraction comprised of "boomer", referring to one who was born in the Baby Boomer era (1946-1964), and "retard", a term used to refer to a person who is cognitively impaired and/or one who is stupid.

Zoomer: Boomers are destroying the world.
Boomer: Hey kid that's not nice!
Zoomer: Ok boomtard

boomtard by CrossiantBoy October 28, 2019