book·tard \book-tahrd\ 1 An individual who works at a buy/sell/trade book, music or other media pawn type business, who has a major superiority complex in which they feel their beliefs and standards for incoming and outgoing trends are ALL that is law. These prototypical "hipsters", "trend starters", and "scene-setters" (almost always of the faux variety), often spend their free time in a herd of booktards, at their place of business, or accompanied by the bookmanites at a local art viewing or similar gala only to scoff if only for the sole reason to be derisive. booktards are also often referred to as bookmanites.

Dude! did you see that booktard in there? he made fun of your chucks, and his t-shirt said "I listen to bands that aren't even out yet.", what a douche.

Booktard by LevArtation February 20, 2011

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boomtard

Some idiot that thinks his subs need to be heard from a mile away.

Here's comes that boomtard again.

boomtard by boomscion January 14, 2008

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Blobtard

A person who spends all of his free time trolling, scamming, and producing smear campaigns on social networks against groups and individuals or Cyber Cancer.

Hey Jenny, I left that group on Facebook. The guy that was running it was such a Blobtard.

Blobtard by Selfemployed July 31, 2012

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boobturd

when a drunk ethnic man decides to throw a large clump of sloppy mud directly in the center of a random woman's chest.

Yo, my nigga marcus just tossed a boobturd at that bitch

boobturd by La Tata Cacas April 30, 2011

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