Person 1: Man I’m about to commit bonicide!
Person 2: What? With who?

Person 3: Cindy, I know she’s a grenade but I need some poon
Person 4: Damn that’s rough but I feel you

Bonicide by MAMBAMANIA December 28, 2019

Related Words

bonoucide • Benocide • Boneacide • Bongcident • bongicide • Bonicide • Bonofide • Boxocide • boner-cide • Bong Cider

Bonercide

The act of killing your boner, whether intentional or unintentional, due to unfortunate or untimely circumstances.

Intentional Bonercide: I was getting ready to rub one out and the family came home, had to bonercide! (Thoughts of dead kitties, grandma on the toilet, mom naked)

Unintentional Bonercide: I was about to get in with this chick and she said "those sores aren't contagious". She killed it, bonercide.

Bonercide by Seximess December 1, 2011

Bonercide

The natural hormone a released into a man's Penis causing his erection to become flaccid upon glimpsing an ugly female.

Man, Amanda and Shannon are such fucking ugly moles that they destroyed the wood I was sporting with their Bonercide.

Those bitches with their Bebop and Rocksteady Bonercide faces killed my hard on that I was just about to tune up.

Bonercide by The Macarthur Cockburn May 29, 2013

bongicide

smoking so much weed you are very hungover the next day

man, I am so fuzzy headed. I committed bongicide last night

bongicide by that cat December 9, 2008

Boxocide

Essentially, the PC Hardware Equivelant of suicide. A term used to explain circumstances in which the user is not the cause of a hardware meltdown and it can only be thought that the computer itself is responsible for it's demise.

"Howcome you're not online?"
"Oh man, My PC Committed Boxocide."

Boxocide by Hybrid-Halo July 29, 2005

Bongcident

When you burn a large amount of hair well lighting the bong.

I wen't to hit the bowl and I had a bongcident and now I am bald.

Bongcident by Ceterfo June 16, 2016

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026