bonoucide

when something very cool happens to you or some of your mates

"tu as couché avec Jessica Alba , c'est du bonoucide!"
"you slept with Jessica Alba , this is bonoucide!"

by jackherrer 66 November 13, 2011

Bonicide

Killing your boner — getting with an ugly girl

Person 1: Man I’m about to commit bonicide!
Person 2: What? With who?

Person 3: Cindy, I know she’s a grenade but I need some poon
Person 4: Damn that’s rough but I feel you

by MAMBAMANIA December 28, 2019

Bonercide

The act of killing your boner, whether intentional or unintentional, due to unfortunate or untimely circumstances.

Intentional Bonercide: I was getting ready to rub one out and the family came home, had to bonercide! (Thoughts of dead kitties, grandma on the toilet, mom naked)

Unintentional Bonercide: I was about to get in with this chick and she said "those sores aren't contagious". She killed it, bonercide.

by Seximess December 1, 2011

Bonercide

The natural hormone a released into a man's Penis causing his erection to become flaccid upon glimpsing an ugly female.

Man, Amanda and Shannon are such fucking ugly moles that they destroyed the wood I was sporting with their Bonercide.

Those bitches with their Bebop and Rocksteady Bonercide faces killed my hard on that I was just about to tune up.

by The Macarthur Cockburn May 29, 2013

bongicide

smoking so much weed you are very hungover the next day

man, I am so fuzzy headed. I committed bongicide last night

by that cat December 9, 2008

Boxocide

Essentially, the PC Hardware Equivelant of suicide. A term used to explain circumstances in which the user is not the cause of a hardware meltdown and it can only be thought that the computer itself is responsible for it's demise.

"Howcome you're not online?"
"Oh man, My PC Committed Boxocide."

by Hybrid-Halo July 29, 2005

Bongcident

When you burn a large amount of hair well lighting the bong.

I wen't to hit the bowl and I had a bongcident and now I am bald.

by Ceterfo June 16, 2016