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Killing your boner — getting with an ugly girl
Person 1: Man I’m about to commit bonicide!
Person 2: What? With who?

Person 3: Cindy, I know she’s a grenade but I need some poon
Person 4: Damn that’s rough but I feel you
Bonicide by MAMBAMANIA December 28, 2019

Bonafide7389 

A hopeless and morally corrupt user on the ESPN College Football message board who, though owned on a daily basis, continues to post as if he is superior to the rest of the world. He is now famous for "The Change." An event in which he pondered why Les Miles didn't take a delay of game and kick the chip shot FG with 1 second left in the game and no timeouts. He then proceeded to change the topic of the thread from "Why didn't they take the delay of game" to "GO GATORS" then to "Colt McCoy ZEROOOOOO Big 12 Titles."
Quote from Bonafide7389: Simpletons, why didn't LSU just take the delay of game? It would have still been a chip shot FG.
Bonafide7389 by hogsfan1101 November 22, 2009

Bonealized

A definition created by a Swedefag which basically means that you get a boner. Mostly from a girl depending on your gender. You can for example have this wet dream or just a day dream about a girl when suddenly your stick gets filled with blood and ready to go.
"Hey did you see that girl?"
"Yeah, I got totally bonealized!"

"That girl is a real bonealizer!"

"Suddenly she bonealized me!"
Bonealized by Bananpaj March 12, 2010

bonercise 

The act of exercising your boner, usually for the sake of pleasure, and often performed at regular intervals.
I was almost late for work, but fortunately I finished my morning bonercise in time to catch the train.
bonercise by DeepTrout January 9, 2013
The act of killing your boner, whether intentional or unintentional, due to unfortunate or untimely circumstances.
Intentional Bonercide: I was getting ready to rub one out and the family came home, had to bonercide! (Thoughts of dead kitties, grandma on the toilet, mom naked)

Unintentional Bonercide: I was about to get in with this chick and she said "those sores aren't contagious". She killed it, bonercide.
Bonercide by Seximess December 1, 2011

bonafide hustler 

Someone that is either trusted or feared by all. This kind of person knows how to get chedder either by selling drugs,rolling dice,pimpin, etc.