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Benocide 

Benocide (noun)
A disastrous event caused by someone giving overconfident, terrible advice or borrowing things they absolutely should not. The aftermath usually involves broken objects, emotional damage, and a haunting sense of “why did I listen to them?”
“Tried his tip to clean the fish tank in the dishwasher—now everything smells like death and my goldfish are ghosts. Straight-up Benocide.”

“He said he could fix my Wi-Fi with a coat hanger. It’s been radio silence since.”

“Let him borrow my power drill. He brought it back humming and whispering. Full Benocide.”
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Bencident 

Any action resulting in the uncontrolled or premature loss of urinary or colorectal function. Thus resulting in a soaking or soiling of ones undergarments and or exterior clothing.
I was eating the best chili dog in the world when I got scared by a squirrel and had the worst bencident ever. Now I need a shower
Bencident by Shane-O 1984 April 27, 2019
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