Benocide (noun)
A disastrous event caused by someone giving overconfident, terrible advice or borrowing things they absolutely should not. The aftermath usually involves broken objects, emotional damage, and a haunting sense of “why did I listen to them?”
A disastrous event caused by someone giving overconfident, terrible advice or borrowing things they absolutely should not. The aftermath usually involves broken objects, emotional damage, and a haunting sense of “why did I listen to them?”
“Tried his tip to clean the fish tank in the dishwasher—now everything smells like death and my goldfish are ghosts. Straight-up Benocide.”
“He said he could fix my Wi-Fi with a coat hanger. It’s been radio silence since.”
“Let him borrow my power drill. He brought it back humming and whispering. Full Benocide.”
“He said he could fix my Wi-Fi with a coat hanger. It’s been radio silence since.”
“Let him borrow my power drill. He brought it back humming and whispering. Full Benocide.”
by StillRegrettingIt June 7, 2025
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I was eating the best chili dog in the world when I got scared by a squirrel and had the worst bencident ever. Now I need a shower
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