Definitions by Seximess

Bonercide

The act of killing your boner, whether intentional or unintentional, due to unfortunate or untimely circumstances.

Intentional Bonercide: I was getting ready to rub one out and the family came home, had to bonercide! (Thoughts of dead kitties, grandma on the toilet, mom naked)

Unintentional Bonercide: I was about to get in with this chick and she said "those sores aren't contagious". She killed it, bonercide.

Bonercide by Seximess December 1, 2011

seximess 

Hot girl that is a total drunk mess, vomiting, but still hot enough to bang once she gets the chucks off her face and out of her hair.

Toni was wasted at that party, threw up all over George's bed, but she is a seximess, I'd still bang her!

seximess by Seximess December 1, 2011

Sexy Drunk 

The act of thinking you are doing something sexy while under the influence of alchohal, however in reality, you are a uncoordinated, unrythmic, and/or all out disaster.

Toni danced on the table to her favorite song for her birthday. She thought she looked so hott! However in reality, when she saw the video the next day, she realized she was sexy drunk!

Sexy Drunk by Seximess December 1, 2011