boner-cide 

An adjective/noun used to describe faeces found in someone's anus that they were not aware of, usually occurs during foreplay between male/male couples.

*John retracts his finger from Joe's anus*

John: "Yeah...maybe we should do anal another time..."
Joe: "...I've gotta drop a deuce, don't I?"
John: "Mhm. Talk about boner-cide."

boner-cide by Misan July 4, 2011

bonercise 

The act of exercising your boner, usually for the sake of pleasure, and often performed at regular intervals.

I was almost late for work, but fortunately I finished my morning bonercise in time to catch the train.

bonercise by DeepTrout January 9, 2013

Bonercide

The act of killing your boner, whether intentional or unintentional, due to unfortunate or untimely circumstances.

Intentional Bonercide: I was getting ready to rub one out and the family came home, had to bonercide! (Thoughts of dead kitties, grandma on the toilet, mom naked)

Unintentional Bonercide: I was about to get in with this chick and she said "those sores aren't contagious". She killed it, bonercide.

Bonercide by Seximess December 1, 2011

Bonerfide 

Guaranteed to give you a boner.

"Is there anyone less bonerfide than Mother Angelica?"

Bonerfide by creedmoor December 13, 2005

Bonercide

The natural hormone a released into a man's Penis causing his erection to become flaccid upon glimpsing an ugly female.

Man, Amanda and Shannon are such fucking ugly moles that they destroyed the wood I was sporting with their Bonercide.

Those bitches with their Bebop and Rocksteady Bonercide faces killed my hard on that I was just about to tune up.

Bonercide by The Macarthur Cockburn May 29, 2013

Bonerfide 

Is when somebody owns their self so horribly on a message board, they constantly "change" the thread title. They want you to take a knee with no time left. This will be some loser Florida fan that lives at home probably and goes and crys to his mother when he gets owned. This will be the lowest of all lows of a person. Stay away from this idiots. Approach at your own risk.

bonafide7389 on NCAA message board.

Bonafide7389 just Bonerfide himself.

Bonerfide by i'm me and you know it November 24, 2009

bonerhider 

One who allows random individuals to conceal their erect male genetalia inside or their bodily orifices

Janet is such a bonerhider. Shell let anyone stick it in her

bonerhider by Hooked on chronics stuck on st May 19, 2018