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bonzai sledding
The act of backcountry sledding, during winter, in the woods, usually off trail, and often in the woods, where broken bones are common.
"Man I just went bonzai sledding with a bunch of suocers and I think I bruised my tail bone, and my pants grew a new bogina!"
"That's cool... you need a beer?"
"Yeah. Thanks."
"That's cool... you need a beer?"
"Yeah. Thanks."
bonzai sledding by Alpha_Tom November 12, 2008
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bonzai tankbuster
when a chick is laying spread eagle on a bed and a guy jumps on top of her and tries to get his dick inside of her as soon as he lands. the guy usually has a running start. note: it can be very painful if he misses. injury can cause internal bleeding and/or a broken penis
bonzai tankbuster by iamhuskie June 11, 2006
bongzilla
n. An enourmous bong or water pipe used to smoke herb. Only brought out to amaze newbies to its extreme size or everyday by the hardcore toker who needs a little extra.
bongzilla by easyE.com/bongnet June 21, 2005
bonzai pussy
A snatch that is as thick as the jungles of Vietnam. It is no man's land. Anything goes, and every guy for himself. Enter if you dare.
I was going to fuck this bangin chick last night until she bent over and I saw her bonzai pussy. I told her to get that zoo out of my house because the animals that could live in that thing smell like my ass after a fresh shit.
bonzai pussy by Anonymous December 21, 2003
Bongzausted
Dude1: Dude, I smoked some pineapple express last night.
Dude2: Oh snap, how was it?
Dude1: Dude, I slept in until noon and I am still fucking bongzausted.
Dude2: Word.
Dude2: Oh snap, how was it?
Dude1: Dude, I slept in until noon and I am still fucking bongzausted.
Dude2: Word.
Bongzausted by ittg November 8, 2009