bongzai

(n) a bong/ water pipe made out of bamboo.

"Who wants a rip from the biggity-bongzai?" -Pothead

by yonskii April 13, 2008

bonzai sledding

The act of backcountry sledding, during winter, in the woods, usually off trail, and often in the woods, where broken bones are common.

"Man I just went bonzai sledding with a bunch of suocers and I think I bruised my tail bone, and my pants grew a new bogina!"

"That's cool... you need a beer?"

"Yeah. Thanks."

by Alpha_Tom November 12, 2008

Bonzai

an epic battle cry

as the soldiers ran towards the enemy the shouted "BONZAI"

by WeNeedTheOil May 17, 2016

bonzai tankbuster

when a chick is laying spread eagle on a bed and a guy jumps on top of her and tries to get his dick inside of her as soon as he lands. the guy usually has a running start. note: it can be very painful if he misses. injury can cause internal bleeding and/or a broken penis

dude im still limping from when i missed that bonzai tankbuster i did on your sister last night

by iamhuskie June 11, 2006

bongzilla

n. An enourmous bong or water pipe used to smoke herb. Only brought out to amaze newbies to its extreme size or everyday by the hardcore toker who needs a little extra.

Dude these guys don't believe me, go get bongzilla.

by easyE.com/bongnet June 21, 2005

bonzai pussy

A snatch that is as thick as the jungles of Vietnam. It is no man's land. Anything goes, and every guy for himself. Enter if you dare.

I was going to fuck this bangin chick last night until she bent over and I saw her bonzai pussy. I told her to get that zoo out of my house because the animals that could live in that thing smell like my ass after a fresh shit.

by Anonymous December 21, 2003

Bongzausted

When you get too stoned and wake up totally devoid of energy.

Dude1: Dude, I smoked some pineapple express last night.
Dude2: Oh snap, how was it?
Dude1: Dude, I slept in until noon and I am still fucking bongzausted.
Dude2: Word.

by ittg November 8, 2009