Bongzapasta 

The "Bongzapasta" is a copypasta used by members of the "Fishtank Live" community. It was originally coined by XxBøngZaRippaxX, an avid Twitch user and early simp/supporter/paypig of BinxBasilisk, a Twitch streamer who was featured as a contestant on the third season of Fishtank Live, a 24/7 live-streamed web show created by Jet Neptune and comedian Sam Hyde. After season three concluded and was back at her home, Binx did a live-stream where she accidentally showed a direct message sent to her by XxBøngZaRippaxX on Discord. In the message, XxBøngZaRippaxX asked whether or not she received the other 6 packages he had sent her (he sent 10 all together), and shared his latest Twitch username, which was XThe7DeadlySinsX. XxBøngZaRippaxX then proceeded to confess his love for Binx, and thus the Bongzapasta was born:

"This is definitely stupid of me to even tell you but here i go anyway.
I have caught feelings for you binx. It's because you are beyond beautiful and just your personality, kindness, genuine beauty, the cute little things you do and your funny. You truly are perfect in every single way Binx. I also do really care about you binx.

Well definitely stupid of me since you mentioned that weed thing on stream tonight"

"Can you please, for the love of God, stop posting the bongzapasta? It's getting old."

"I sent the bongzapasta to a girl I've been talking to on Tinder. She hasn't messaged me back, and it's been a week already. Pretty sure it's over."

"The bongzapasta is only funny when it's been translated into a bunch of different languages."

Bongzapasta by d8k8p8 December 14, 2024