Bongsai

A marijuana plant grown to the size and shape of a bonsai tree.

"Is that a bonsai tree?"
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"No it's a bongsai tree."

by Stinkfart420 September 1, 2021

bonsai

A small shrub that resembles a tree. So small yet so full of treeness.

I went to the store and bought a Bonsai tree.

by NYF November 21, 2004

bonsai sized

A man with a small but well-developed, and aesthetically pleasing penis. Not necessarily a bad thing.

"I'm bonsai sized and proud of it."

by yes juanito yes November 23, 2014

Bongsmith

(n) One who is skilled in crafting bongs. Eg. The Hazlet Bongsmith.

I took a trip to the local bongsmith this morning and procured myself a fine smoking apparatus. Let's go smoke some weed.

by Mitchass July 15, 2009

bonsai

The ad that comes up everytime somebody goes on urban dictionary to look up something. Comes in on the middle of the page most of the time.

For men, for women, bonsai sandals. The coolest sandals on the block. (not)

by bladezguy December 9, 2008

bonsai whiff

When an Asian man perches on your shoulders and farts on your head.

Last one in the pool gets a bonsai whiff!

by yomanbro September 21, 2016

Bonsai Kitty

A HUGE internet prank. some people stated it by posting fake petitions on websites talking about an invention called "bonsai cats" where supposadly young kittens are put in too-small glass jars so they would grow into the shape of the jar. the petitions include a link to a very elaborate fake website, which includes a place to order bonsai cat supplys (FAKE), a disscusion board (the people are FAKE), and pictures (the pics are fake, they never show a completed bonsai cat)
bonsai cats have fooled tons of people, don't be ashamed if you are a victim.
what do do if you were fooled by Bonsai Cats (and you're embarassed):
1)look it up on google
2)check out the website, the clues are all over the place
3)think of the people who crated it (you'll feel less pathetic)
4)it doesn't make you an idiot, the FBI (or something really big) had to investigate it just to prove it was wrong
5)think about who you heard it from: they were fooled too!

but the website DOES have this hella funny link to it that says "I CUBED MY CAT!"
...but thats fake too...

prankee #1:OMG come check this out! this Bonsai Kitty thing! its so cruel!

prankee #2: WTF???!@!!! we better send them a flaming e-mail and tell all our friends!

former prankee: aww you guyz thats a load of shit, look at this, this, this and this...

Prankees: OMG WE'RE SO EMBARRASSED!!!!

pranker #1: dude, we got another email!

Pranker #2: man, these ppl are so pathetic!

by BakeSale May 24, 2006