Bongsai
Bongsai by Stinkfart420 September 1, 2021
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Bongsai • bonsai • Bonsai Kitty • Bongai • bongailas • bongraider • bongshite • bongside • bongsitting • BongSlip
bonsai sized
A man with a small but well-developed, and aesthetically pleasing penis. Not necessarily a bad thing.
bonsai sized by yes juanito yes November 23, 2014
bonsai
The ad that comes up everytime somebody goes on urban dictionary to look up something. Comes in on the middle of the page most of the time.
bonsai whiff
bonsai whiff by yomanbro September 21, 2016
Bonsai Kitty
A HUGE internet prank. some people stated it by posting fake petitions on websites talking about an invention called "bonsai cats" where supposadly young kittens are put in too-small glass jars so they would grow into the shape of the jar. the petitions include a link to a very elaborate fake website, which includes a place to order bonsai cat supplys (FAKE), a disscusion board (the people are FAKE), and pictures (the pics are fake, they never show a completed bonsai cat)
bonsai cats have fooled tons of people, don't be ashamed if you are a victim.
what do do if you were fooled by Bonsai Cats (and you're embarassed):
1)look it up on google
2)check out the website, the clues are all over the place
3)think of the people who crated it (you'll feel less pathetic)
4)it doesn't make you an idiot, the FBI (or something really big) had to investigate it just to prove it was wrong
5)think about who you heard it from: they were fooled too!
but the website DOES have this hella funny link to it that says "I CUBED MY CAT!"
...but thats fake too...
bonsai cats have fooled tons of people, don't be ashamed if you are a victim.
what do do if you were fooled by Bonsai Cats (and you're embarassed):
1)look it up on google
2)check out the website, the clues are all over the place
3)think of the people who crated it (you'll feel less pathetic)
4)it doesn't make you an idiot, the FBI (or something really big) had to investigate it just to prove it was wrong
5)think about who you heard it from: they were fooled too!
but the website DOES have this hella funny link to it that says "I CUBED MY CAT!"
...but thats fake too...
prankee #1:OMG come check this out! this Bonsai Kitty thing! its so cruel!
prankee #2: WTF???!@!!! we better send them a flaming e-mail and tell all our friends!
former prankee: aww you guyz thats a load of shit, look at this, this, this and this...
Prankees: OMG WE'RE SO EMBARRASSED!!!!
pranker #1: dude, we got another email!
Pranker #2: man, these ppl are so pathetic!
prankee #2: WTF???!@!!! we better send them a flaming e-mail and tell all our friends!
former prankee: aww you guyz thats a load of shit, look at this, this, this and this...
Prankees: OMG WE'RE SO EMBARRASSED!!!!
pranker #1: dude, we got another email!
Pranker #2: man, these ppl are so pathetic!
Bonsai Kitty by BakeSale May 24, 2006
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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