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bonerstache 

1) noun. When a woman deepthroats a guy's dick and his pubes rest comfortably on her upper lip, thus giving her a boner moustache

2)noun. When a man trims his pubic hair so that it looks like his boner has a moustache
1) Paris Hilton totally had bonerstache when she deepthroated that guy's dick in her sextape

2) I bet Burt Reynolds trims his pubes into an awesome bonerstache for the ladies
bonerstache by RMAZ123 July 11, 2011
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bonerstarter heels 

Basically bonerstarter heels means much the same as 'fuck-me heels'. But bonestarters are are just a few percent sexier. The term bonestarter refers to the effect that seeing an attractive female in such sexy high heels usually has on most males, which is to start to give him a 'boner'. While almost all high heels are bonestarters to some degree, actual bonstarters are just that bit more obvious in the reason the lady has decided to wear them. Bonestarter heels are often on the verge of being whore heels but are just enough away from whore heels to be worn in general public.
She wore those those 4.5" bonerstarter heels to the office again. I was all worked up until she finally left for the day.
Last night, she serviced me while wearing those bonerstarter heels.
She always winks at me everytime she wears those blue bonerstarter heels. What a tease!
bonerstarter heels by bnzvtt August 6, 2018

Bonerstarver 

Opposite of bonerfood; a girl (guy)
that is likely to cause the death of an erection, or worse.. prevent all future erections.
That girl has one bonerstarver of a body; let me be sick now...
Bonerstarver by Redtailedhawk August 19, 2008

bongstache 

The ring of black or brown resin you get around your mouth from smoking out of a dirty bong.
When I get famous like Marylyn Monroe and they ask me what I wear to bed I'm going to say, nothing but my Bongstache.
bongstache by Evolving door November 25, 2013
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