bongsplat

The onomatapaeic word for the sound made by Vladimir Putin taking a dump in the bathtub.

HOLY SHIT, I heard that bongsplat all the way from russia!

by unexpected mustard April 22, 2016

Bonslater

The act of punching someone in the face using your asscheek.

Yowch! I got BONSLATERED

Give me back my calculator, or imma pull a bonslater on you!!

by WootMobile February 9, 2008

bugsplatting

A method in which toom drackets are stretched to their upmost primal form, then biglighted to reduce the bungle drips. This method is commonly used to convert confabulatory toom drackets to sentence mix drivers.

"Oh boy! I can't wait to reduce bungle drips on the toom drackets using bugsplatting! I love science class!"

by bunguloj December 27, 2020

bongsweat

condensation that forms on the outside of a bong when ice is placed inside.

Damnit, man. I spilled bongwater all over the carpet when the fucking thing slipped out of my hands. Bongsweat, man, bummer.

by flyingdog April 24, 2008

bangsplain

The act of explaining a problematic topic in a condescending manner by a person (she/he/they/ze) who has bangs.

I need someone to bangsplain to me why my roommate's use of East Asian ingredients and daily tea ceremony is cultural appropriation.

by pattycakespattcakesbakersman January 11, 2022

Bonglationship

Bong•la•tion•ship

When two friends are comfortable enough to share the same bong or piece.

Emily and Tara's relationship grew to a Bonglationship when they shared their first bong session.

by A.C² December 1, 2020

Bonghalation Therapy

To calm one's nerves with a bong.

"Dude!...I'm stressing!...It's time for bonghalation therapy!"

by Lord Blasto February 23, 2008