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The onomatapaeic word for the sound made by Vladimir Putin taking a dump in the bathtub.

HOLY SHIT, I heard that bongsplat all the way from russia!

bongsplat by unexpected mustard April 22, 2016

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Bonslater

The act of punching someone in the face using your asscheek.

Yowch! I got BONSLATERED

Give me back my calculator, or imma pull a bonslater on you!!

Bonslater by WootMobile February 9, 2008

Related Words

bongsplat • bongslut • bongsweat • bangsplain • Bonghalation Therapy • Bonglationship • bongplant • bongslag • bongspiration • Bongsquatter

bugsplatting

A method in which toom drackets are stretched to their upmost primal form, then biglighted to reduce the bungle drips. This method is commonly used to convert confabulatory toom drackets to sentence mix drivers.

"Oh boy! I can't wait to reduce bungle drips on the toom drackets using bugsplatting! I love science class!"

bugsplatting by bunguloj December 27, 2020

bongsweat

condensation that forms on the outside of a bong when ice is placed inside.

Damnit, man. I spilled bongwater all over the carpet when the fucking thing slipped out of my hands. Bongsweat, man, bummer.

bongsweat by flyingdog April 24, 2008

bangsplain

The act of explaining a problematic topic in a condescending manner by a person (she/he/they/ze) who has bangs.

I need someone to bangsplain to me why my roommate's use of East Asian ingredients and daily tea ceremony is cultural appropriation.

bangsplain by pattycakespattcakesbakersman January 11, 2022

Bonglationship

Bong•la•tion•ship

When two friends are comfortable enough to share the same bong or piece.

Emily and Tara's relationship grew to a Bonglationship when they shared their first bong session.

Bonglationship by A.C² December 1, 2020

Bonghalation Therapy

To calm one's nerves with a bong.

"Dude!...I'm stressing!...It's time for bonghalation therapy!"

Bonghalation Therapy by Lord Blasto February 23, 2008

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026