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Boneheart
When a girl is so angelically beautiful yet also devilishly seductive that seeing her picture gives a man a boner and also brings him to tears.
1.) Dude: The first time I saw you, you gave me a mean boneheart. I think I'm in love.
Chick: That's so sweet!
2.) That substitute teacher is so fine it's embarrassing. If I see her in public, I start to tear up, and also get an erection that lasts over 4 hours. My doctor says it's just a boneheart and it's nothing to worry about.
Chick: That's so sweet!
2.) That substitute teacher is so fine it's embarrassing. If I see her in public, I start to tear up, and also get an erection that lasts over 4 hours. My doctor says it's just a boneheart and it's nothing to worry about.
Related Words
bonerwear • boner beard • Boner Tears • boner weird • Boneheart • Bonerbaroner • bonercar • BonerCharge • Bonerer • Bonererection
Napolean Bonerpart
Last week I took this girl out, we had some wine and a meal, then I took her back to my place and gave her the old Napolean Bonerpart. You should have been there, it was classy.
Napolean Bonerpart by brad1368 September 1, 2010
bonerhead
bonerhead by yorrick hunt May 28, 2008
Bonerworthy
Bonerworthy by Farlene November 27, 2009
Bonerrealization
bon·er·re·al·i·za·tion
boh-ner-ree-uh-luh-zey-shuhn
1. a man who has become conscious of the fact he has a boner.
2. a woman realizing the guy next to her has a boner.
boh-ner-ree-uh-luh-zey-shuhn
1. a man who has become conscious of the fact he has a boner.
2. a woman realizing the guy next to her has a boner.
Bonerrealization by Gretelintheoven January 8, 2011
Bonerwaste
When you're lying in bed next to a girl and have a massive erection, but the girl refuses intercourse causing this holy gift of nature go to waste.
Bonerwaste by sausagestewie May 5, 2012
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