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Boneheart 

When a girl is so angelically beautiful yet also devilishly seductive that seeing her picture gives a man a boner and also brings him to tears.
1.) Dude: The first time I saw you, you gave me a mean boneheart. I think I'm in love.
Chick: That's so sweet!

2.) That substitute teacher is so fine it's embarrassing. If I see her in public, I start to tear up, and also get an erection that lasts over 4 hours. My doctor says it's just a boneheart and it's nothing to worry about.
Boneheart by firemanic July 2, 2018

Napolean Bonerpart 

The act of giving a chick the beef-steak while your hand is tucked neatly in your shirt or vest.
Last week I took this girl out, we had some wine and a meal, then I took her back to my place and gave her the old Napolean Bonerpart. You should have been there, it was classy.
Napolean Bonerpart by brad1368 September 1, 2010

bonerhead 

stupid person; person of low intelligence
Theo is an example of a cockhead, a dickhead and a bonerhead.
bonerhead by yorrick hunt May 28, 2008

Bonerworthy 

To be worthy of making you get a hard on.
"Dayum man, that Charlene sure is bonerworthy."
"I agree bro, Farleigh is too" ;)
Bonerworthy by Farlene November 27, 2009

Bonerrealization 

bon·er·re·al·i·za·tion   
boh-ner-ree-uh-luh-zey-shuhn

1. a man who has become conscious of the fact he has a boner.

2. a woman realizing the guy next to her has a boner.
When she stepped into the jacuzzi I had a bonerrealization.

Bonerwaste 

When you're lying in bed next to a girl and have a massive erection, but the girl refuses intercourse causing this holy gift of nature go to waste.
Last weekend I suffered a traumatic bonerwaste
Bonerwaste by sausagestewie May 5, 2012