Boneheart 

When a girl is so angelically beautiful yet also devilishly seductive that seeing her picture gives a man a boner and also brings him to tears.

1.) Dude: The first time I saw you, you gave me a mean boneheart. I think I'm in love.
Chick: That's so sweet!

2.) That substitute teacher is so fine it's embarrassing. If I see her in public, I start to tear up, and also get an erection that lasts over 4 hours. My doctor says it's just a boneheart and it's nothing to worry about.

Boneheart by firemanic July 2, 2018

Bonehead5000 

Me

Bonehead5000 makes urban dictionary definitions

Bonehead5000 by Bonehead5000 July 11, 2020

bonedeath 

near death experience or fracturing of bones.

"That wipeout was BONEDEATH!!!!"

bonedeath by nat & emma March 30, 2009

Napolean Bonerpart 

The act of giving a chick the beef-steak while your hand is tucked neatly in your shirt or vest.

Last week I took this girl out, we had some wine and a meal, then I took her back to my place and gave her the old Napolean Bonerpart. You should have been there, it was classy.

Napolean Bonerpart by brad1368 September 1, 2010

bonehurt 

A painfull erection that generally occurs from too much sexual activity or masterbation.

Ugh, I had a bonehurt for like three hours last night.

John jerks off so much that he always gets bonehurts.

bonehurt by Schlosser December 11, 2007

bonehead 

Stupid, slow, stubborn.

Those boneheads on the road really work me up!

bonehead by Anonymous April 29, 2002

Bonehead 

1. What traditionalist skinheads call neo-nazi skinheads.
2. One with low intelligance

"Oi, that skinhead has a swastika on his jacket."
"fuckin bonehead."

Bonehead by Dropkickcw October 3, 2007