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Bunkerworthy 

This generation does not resonate with the term "marriage material" but is looking for a way to filter to their ideal mate. Many people have a pipeline of people dating in an uncommitted fashion. Hence, an excellent way to cut through all the noise is to have criteria that prioritize their selection to one person. Bunkerworthy is which of these people from your pipeline of Instagram, Match.com, Tinder, or Grinder that you would bring and lock yourself in the bunker during the apocalypse for a two-year minimum period. Who will add value, not get on your nerves, and supply some much-needed sexy time?
I was chatting with my son at lunch, and he was saying that he was dating this girl and that girl, and they all seemed like clones of each other, so I had to draw a hard line and ask which one was Bunkerworthy.
Bunkerworthy by Hixxz68 October 30, 2022

boneworthy 

A girl who is hot enough to deserve the full attention and dedication of your cock.
R. Kelly: "Look at that tight young girl leaving that middle school. She is definitely boneworthy."
boneworthy by Faisal March 26, 2004

beerworthy 

A person who you can have a beer with, they are awesome like that.
" Mark Rampling is beerworthy" said taylor
beerworthy by Mrblogger April 21, 2014

boneworthy 

A person that is sexy, desirable and or attractive enough to have sex with.
Look at how hot JohnEric looks; he's totally boneworthy.
boneworthy by Genevieve Mullins March 28, 2007

Boner-Worthy 

Boner-Worthy; Anything Person, Place, or Thing that deems worthy of an erection
Robert Downey Jr. is Boner-Worthy!!!

Oh my goodness, that whore house was so Boner-Worthy

Hey look at this dog....its a beautiful dog, some would say Boner-Worthy
Boner-Worthy by DreadloxO3O March 17, 2013

Absolutely Boner Worthy 

A phrase to emphasize the worthiness of a thing to where it can give a male an erection
That mask of stuffed animals is truly...
Absolutely Boner Worthy.