Bonerfide

Guaranteed to give you a boner.

"Is there anyone less bonerfide than Mother Angelica?"

by creedmoor December 13, 2005

Bonerfide

Is when somebody owns their self so horribly on a message board, they constantly "change" the thread title. They want you to take a knee with no time left. This will be some loser Florida fan that lives at home probably and goes and crys to his mother when he gets owned. This will be the lowest of all lows of a person. Stay away from this idiots. Approach at your own risk.

bonafide7389 on NCAA message board.

Bonafide7389 just Bonerfide himself.

by i'm me and you know it November 24, 2009

Bomerfied

Is When You Can't Go a Day Without Staring At Matt Bomer's Face If You Fit This Description Then You're Bomerfied

Anne: I Need To Watch White Collar So I Can Stare Matt's Gorgeous Face

Eva: You Are Seriously Bomerfied

by caffrey's hat October 19, 2012

bonerise

Captain Boner’s signature move; this involves the unrelenting floppage of one’s missile until complete extermination is achieved. To ‘Bonerise’ is an act so undeniably ruthless that looking directly at the warhead will reverse your sexuality...twice. Captain Boner’s only weakness is the scent of Estrogen.

Bonerise

by Someone with something to say November 20, 2013

Bonafide7389

A hopeless and morally corrupt user on the ESPN College Football message board who, though owned on a daily basis, continues to post as if he is superior to the rest of the world. He is now famous for "The Change." An event in which he pondered why Les Miles didn't take a delay of game and kick the chip shot FG with 1 second left in the game and no timeouts. He then proceeded to change the topic of the thread from "Why didn't they take the delay of game" to "GO GATORS" then to "Colt McCoy ZEROOOOOO Big 12 Titles."

Quote from Bonafide7389: Simpletons, why didn't LSU just take the delay of game? It would have still been a chip shot FG.

by hogsfan1101 November 22, 2009

bonerified

adj. an intensive (and somewhat sexual) form of bona fide; genuine. Compare "bonerific".

He's a bonerified college student now!

by kadatz May 18, 2010

bonercise

The act of exercising your boner, usually for the sake of pleasure, and often performed at regular intervals.

I was almost late for work, but fortunately I finished my morning bonercise in time to catch the train.

by DeepTrout January 9, 2013