boner fro

Wild, untamed male pubic hair

Did you see the boner fro on Arnold? Some lucky girl is gonna need a machete to find the D

by djangles April 25, 2014

Naked Boner Leap Frog

A game that takes traditional leap frog to another level.

How to play:

Minimum of 2 players, and all players must be male.
The players must take turns leaping over each other whilst completely naked, and avoid becoming sexually aroused.
The last man without an erection is declared the winner, also known as the "Last Man Not Standing".

Joe: *hop*

Hank: *hop*

Greg: Ow, my eye!

Hank: Sorry Greg!

Greg: No problem! *hop* Uh oh... Looks like Joe is the Last Man Not Standing!

Joe: Not for long!

Hank: Wow that was fun! Who's up for another round of Naked Boner Leap Frog?!

by Amazua October 5, 2013

Frowny Boner

When a man's penis has become extraordinarily sad. Flaccid and disheartened; the penis may even partially attempt to retreat back into the groin area in search of a safe space

Pass. Swipe Left. No way, she gives me a total frowny boner.

by LiterallyNobodyCares August 1, 2018

Frosty Boner

When a friend decides that they will give their bones, as a donation, to hang in classrooms.

Colton "Yeah I'll get to hang on in classrooms as bones"
Brandon "You're A FROSTY Boner!!!!"

by GreenTip December 11, 2012

note from your boner

Note from your boner is when someone feels the need to (often unasked for) express their opinion about someone else's sexual appearance. See also I like small boobs. Making themselves look like a complete fool. These notes are never welcome and completely misguided and make the sender be ignorant and dumb. Even if the intention may have been good.

Imagine a forum discussion about how breast size may hinder sexual attraction. Random individual chimes in with a comment like "I like small boobs". Thinking that their preference somehow would make the other person(s) feel better. But achieving the opposite. Said comment is a note from your boner.

by Xantipe January 14, 2020

Froze Bone

When you insert ones penis into a freezer for 10 minutes then insert it into ones orifices (anus)

I put my penis in the freezer for 10 minutes then gave Michelle a Froze Bone.

by TikkleMaPikkle October 23, 2016

frog boned

Waking up to a man that was far more attractive when you went to bed.

Oof…I woke up to an unfortunate looking man today. I was Frog Boned.

by SmokeShowRandy April 29, 2024