bone crust 

Dried up cum after ejaculation around the penis

Damnit Amber, get the towel! I got bone crust!

bone crust by Rebmaeyak April 22, 2018

Crust-bone 

The noun that occurs when ones penis/boner becomes so encrusted with smegma and fromunda cheese that it is no longer recognizable as a human penis

Also the noun that occurs when having anal or vaginal sex with a women, but after cumming, not pulling out until your penis has been encrusted into the hole and is irremovable

Guy: alright are you ready for this *whips it out*
Girl: OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU TOTES HAVE A FUCKING CRUST-BONE!!! IM TWEETING THIS

Dude 1: *talking on phone with friend* hey man we had an amazing night, but I can't hang today...
Dude 2: wtf man why not?
Dude 1: I didn't pull out and we fell asleep so now I got a crust-bone…
Dude 2: oh... That sucks...

Crust-bone by Darnman April 9, 2015

Crusty Trump Bone 

A man is having sexual intercourse with a woman from behind. He pulls out before he ejaculates, cums in her hair, and gives her a combover. When she turns around to scold him, he points at her and says, "You're fired!"

That girl from Jersey last night? I gave her the Crusty Trump Bone.

Crusty Trump Bone by jawonmain January 13, 2008

crusty Trump bone 

A man is enjoying a Rusty Trombone given him by a friendly female. He pulls away before he climaxes and ejaculates in her hair. When she turns around to scold him, he gives her a combover, points at her and says, "You're fired!"

Last weekend I crusty trump boned my girlfriend. Let's just say she's not a fan.

crusty Trump bone by jawonmain January 19, 2008

Swedish Bonecrusher 

A female individual of Swedish descent, who is incredibly beautiful, shares sexy selfies on social media all while being a raging feminist and thus crushing boners on male individuals that dares to slide into her DM.

Johnny: "You know Anna, right? I would give an arm and a leg to be with her!"
Jimmy: "Don't even bother, bro. She's a certified Swedish Bonecrusher."

Swedish Bonecrusher by wickedwoollywilly May 27, 2020

Bonecrusher 

A Bonecrusher is person of larger stature that likes to have sex with really skinny people.

Tom said to Jerry, "Wow, that girl over there is really skinny." Jerry said, "Yeah and that guy standing beside her is a Bonecrusher."

Bonecrusher by D-DIZZLE May 24, 2014

bonecrusher 

1)Slang for a fat, obnoxious, overweight black girl who has to PMS 24/7.
2)Erica C.
3)A ultra 1337 rapper who reps all the 600 pound people out there. He also has enough weight to knock 6 100 pound ppl down with one punch.

1)Ciely needs to shut up and stop acting like a fucking bonecrusher
2)Erica C. is a very fat bitch with a very bad attitude. She needs to grow up and lose weight before she can handle a man.
3)Hey, Bonecrusher, Killer Mike, and the Ying Yang Twins made this tight ass song about the club. Lets all listen.

bonecrusher by ericacantevengetdonkeystorapeher February 28, 2004