The noun that occurs when ones penis/boner becomes so encrusted with smegma and fromunda cheese that it is no longer recognizable as a human penis
Also the noun that occurs when having anal or vaginal sex with a women, but after cumming, not pulling out until your penis has been encrusted into the hole and is irremovable
Guy: alright are you ready for this *whips it out*
Girl: OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU TOTES HAVE A FUCKING CRUST-BONE!!! IM TWEETING THIS
Dude 1: *talking on phone with friend* hey man we had an amazing night, but I can't hang today...
Dude 2: wtf man why not?
Dude 1: I didn't pull out and we fell asleep so now I got a crust-bone…
Dude 2: oh... That sucks...
A man is having sexual intercourse with a woman from behind. He pulls out before he ejaculates, cums in her hair, and gives her a combover. When she turns around to scold him, he points at her and says, "You're fired!"
That girl from Jersey last night? I gave her the Crusty Trump Bone.
A man is enjoying a Rusty Trombone given him by a friendlyfemale. He pulls away before he climaxes and ejaculates in her hair. When she turns around to scold him, he gives her a combover, points at her and says, "You're fired!"
Last weekend I crusty trump boned my girlfriend. Let's just say she's not a fan.
A female individual of Swedish descent, who is incredibly beautiful, shares sexy selfies on social media all while being a raging feminist and thus crushing boners on male individuals that dares to slide into her DM.
Johnny: "You know Anna, right? I would give an arm and a leg to be with her!"
Jimmy: "Don't even bother, bro. She's a certified SwedishBonecrusher."
1)Slang for a fat, obnoxious, overweight black girl who has to PMS 24/7.
2)Erica C.
3)A ultra 1337 rapper who reps all the 600 pound people out there. He also has enough weight to knock 6 100 pound ppl down with one punch.
1)Ciely needs to shut up and stop acting like a fucking bonecrusher
2)Erica C. is a very fat bitch with a very bad attitude. She needs to grow up and lose weight before she can handle a man.
3)Hey, Bonecrusher, Killer Mike, and the Ying Yang Twins made this tight ass song about the club. Lets all listen.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.