Definitions by wickedwoollywilly

Swedish Bonecrusher 

A female individual of Swedish descent, who is incredibly beautiful, shares sexy selfies on social media all while being a raging feminist and thus crushing boners on male individuals that dares to slide into her DM.

Johnny: "You know Anna, right? I would give an arm and a leg to be with her!"
Jimmy: "Don't even bother, bro. She's a certified Swedish Bonecrusher."

Swedish Bonecrusher by wickedwoollywilly May 27, 2020

Ricardian slip

The act where an individual, who has planned for months to go to a festival in a foreign country, gets tipsy in the airport and gets kicked off the plane right before takeoff for being too drunk according to the flight crew, and therefore doesn't make it to the aforementioned event.

Did you hear Johnny missed the festival last week due to a ricardian slip?

Ricardian slip by wickedwoollywilly May 26, 2020

Swedish Snorkling 

The act where a male individual throws himself on his back, preferably on a lovely, lush, green meadow, and start to blow himself.

Look at Johnny. He has gone swedish snorkling.

Swedish Snorkling by wickedwoollywilly May 25, 2020