A female individual of Swedish descent, who is incredibly beautiful, shares sexy selfies on social media all while being a raging feminist and thus crushing boners on male individuals that dares to slide into her DM.
Johnny: "You know Anna, right? I would give an arm and a leg to be with her!"
Jimmy: "Don't even bother, bro. She's a certified Swedish Bonecrusher."
Jimmy: "Don't even bother, bro. She's a certified Swedish Bonecrusher."
by wickedwoollywilly May 27, 2020
The act where a male individual throws himself on his back, preferably on a lovely, lush, green meadow, and start to blow himself.
by wickedwoollywilly May 25, 2020
The act where an individual, who has planned for months to go to a festival in a foreign country, gets tipsy in the airport and gets kicked off the plane right before takeoff for being too drunk according to the flight crew, and therefore doesn't make it to the aforementioned event.
by wickedwoollywilly May 26, 2020