boldge 

Boldge

A name of a person that could be swelling out wards in the name of a boldger. This means that a person can be indulging.

boldge by Gibalina of Gibington August 20, 2021

Blodgetize 

to Blodgetize (v): to proclaim something as fact even though the information stated originates from deep inside one's ass. Most appropriate when making predictions of a company's stock price, earning estimates, or other financial related facts. Henry Blodget, the disgraced internet analyst, is known to have perfected the technique of passing off complete bullshit stock estimates as fact in the late 1990s and early 2000s.

Gene Muenster predicted there would be 600K iPads sold over Easter weekend. That way way off, he completely Blodgetized his estimates.

Blodgetize by ZeFrank April 5, 2010

bodge wire

A wire added to a PCB to fix errors in the layout or broken traces.

Look at all the bodge wires on that thing, some engineer must have an angry boss.

bodge wire by sylve0n December 23, 2019

Bodge Job 

Any job done by someone else who are distracted or careless with their work and make a total bodge Job of it.

Also known as Botch Job.

Bob - "I'll have this done in no time."

Customer - "That is what I was worried about, a bodge job."

Or;

Craig - "Yes love, I be there. Ok hun, see you later."

Customer - "Will you be getting on with your work or be on the phone all day and make a total bodge job?"

Or;

Apprentice - "I think I finished the job boss."

Boss - "You made a right bodge job of that haven't you"

Bodge Job by Long Johns August 1, 2012

buldge

When a bulge is caused by a "d", it becomes a buldge.

*notices your buldge* OwO What's this...

buldge by huh? meh... September 14, 2017

smoking bolders 

BIg pieces of crack rocks

I was smoking bolders with a couple slutbags the otherday

smoking bolders by GUERO the beast July 9, 2010

bowdge

Any situation during which one is forced to do something they would rather not do. This includes any number of things, but is most often used in the context of a laboratory.
Also an adjective describing one's ridiculous mannerisms or demands - usually those of an authority figure.
Bowdgery is also an acceptable variation of bowdge.
Pronounced bowj (like bow but with the juh sound on the end)

Damn man this is complete bowdgery; I legitimately thought that test was next week.

He's being such a bowdge. I can't believe he won't let us have the party at his parent-less house.

bowdge by Stephen Anderson January 25, 2008