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wank bollocks by wankbollocks December 7, 2021
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Bollock Head 

Someone who has a massive butt ugly slap head with horrible pubic like, fuzzy hair and no fringe.
Isn't that Keith Harris and Orville? He's got a right bollock head.
There goes Jayne from the office, hope she doesn't sit with us for lunch...the ugly bollock head
Bollock Head by Peekes May 22, 2016

Gtg-Bola 

Gtg-Bola is a deadly disease mutated from Robloxia to many other games too.
The symptoms are simple;

Leaving the game to do something/ go somewhere.

Gamers wish not to have this deadly virus, but it passes through person by person untl everyone has left the game because of sudden business.
Mothers/ Fathers are immune, yet spread it to their young when the young are playing a game of something by telling them : 'We have to go to _____' or 'Come here to help us with ____'

The disease can't be cured, but the infected will rapidly heal by the next da, yet they may get Gtg-Bola to suddenly strike again.

-Until next time, oof
Gamer: This is a cool game lolololololol xD camper nub
Parent : We gotta do stuff and u ain't got a say in it
Gamer: omg this is so sad, despacito play Amazon Alexa. Wait *checks game* *typing*

Typing : Sorry guys I have Gtg-Bola oof bye
Responses: ;-; oof, comrade

Bollocky Wank Shite 

The flavor of artichoke and beet root soup.
I want fish and chips! This soup tastes like bollocky wank shite!
Boaon(Bit Of Air Out Nose) or aon(Air Out Nose for short) is to demonstrate the true thing you do via an instant messaging program when you supposedly lol(Laugh Out Loud). When you merely snuffle a little bit other than actually laughing out loud.
INSTANT MESSAGING CONVERSATION

Bill:
dude how funny was that movie.

John:
boaon yeah it was funny.

Bill:
boaon??

John:
bit of air out nose you n00b, GOSH GTFO AND GET WITH THE FUCKING TIMES!!!
Boaon by LOL NAZI June 5, 2009
A cool motherfucker with miles of swagger. Someone you don't mess with but at the same time want to be. Someone you will never be. Don't even try.
Don't mess with Bolante man, he'll fuck your universe up.
Bolante by ryansgirl2005 July 22, 2009