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wank bollocks
wank bollocks by wankbollocks December 7, 2021
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Bollock Head
Isn't that Keith Harris and Orville? He's got a right bollock head.
There goes Jayne from the office, hope she doesn't sit with us for lunch...the ugly bollock head
There goes Jayne from the office, hope she doesn't sit with us for lunch...the ugly bollock head
Bollock Head by Peekes May 22, 2016
Gtg-Bola
Gtg-Bola is a deadly disease mutated from Robloxia to many other games too.
The symptoms are simple;
Leaving the game to do something/ go somewhere.
Gamers wish not to have this deadly virus, but it passes through person by person untl everyone has left the game because of sudden business.
Mothers/ Fathers are immune, yet spread it to their young when the young are playing a game of something by telling them : 'We have to go to _____' or 'Come here to help us with ____'
The disease can't be cured, but the infected will rapidly heal by the next da, yet they may get Gtg-Bola to suddenly strike again.
-Until next time, oof
The symptoms are simple;
Leaving the game to do something/ go somewhere.
Gamers wish not to have this deadly virus, but it passes through person by person untl everyone has left the game because of sudden business.
Mothers/ Fathers are immune, yet spread it to their young when the young are playing a game of something by telling them : 'We have to go to _____' or 'Come here to help us with ____'
The disease can't be cured, but the infected will rapidly heal by the next da, yet they may get Gtg-Bola to suddenly strike again.
-Until next time, oof
Gamer: This is a cool game lolololololol xD camper nub
Parent : We gotta do stuff and u ain't got a say in it
Gamer: omg this is so sad, despacito play Amazon Alexa. Wait *checks game* *typing*
Typing : Sorry guys I have Gtg-Bola oof bye
Responses: ;-; oof, comrade
Parent : We gotta do stuff and u ain't got a say in it
Gamer: omg this is so sad, despacito play Amazon Alexa. Wait *checks game* *typing*
Typing : Sorry guys I have Gtg-Bola oof bye
Responses: ;-; oof, comrade
Gtg-Bola by generic.person[oofergang memb] February 6, 2019
Bollocky Wank Shite
Bollocky Wank Shite by Slugger11 March 14, 2011
Boaon
Boaon(Bit Of Air Out Nose) or aon(Air Out Nose for short) is to demonstrate the true thing you do via an instant messaging program when you supposedly lol(Laugh Out Loud). When you merely snuffle a little bit other than actually laughing out loud.
Bolante
A cool motherfucker with miles of swagger. Someone you don't mess with but at the same time want to be. Someone you will never be. Don't even try.
Bolante by ryansgirl2005 July 22, 2009
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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