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tow boat 

When someone is blowing you in a pool and you are walking backwards "towing" them around the shallow end with your knob while making motorboat noises. A variation would be the steamboat, this would be done in a hot tub instead.
I am banned from the public swimming pool for life after doing the tow boat in front of all of those families with that lifeguard last month.
tow boat by Special needs student November 28, 2010

The Tow-Boat Method 

The Tow_Boat Method refers to when someone uses their hand to pull a stuck shit out of their constricted asshole.
Just when I thought I would never shit again, I discovered The Tow-Boat Method.

that’ll tow the boat 

To tow the boat, means to get the job done in a robust and efficient manner.
Marcus: i’m Thinking of buying a Jimny
Tom: Fuck that, buy a Land Cruiser, that’ll tow the boat.

taking the Skin-Boat to Tuna-Town 

Slag for sexual intercourse. "Skin-Boat" refers to a penis. "Tuna-Town" refers to the vagina.
She let me take the Skin-Boat to Tuna-Town without even a "HELLO!"

takin the o'l skin boat to tuna town 

"i'm takin the o'l skin boat to tuna town tonight.

take the skin boat to tuna town 

To have vaginal sex.