Boardman 

To poop one's pants without any internal biological warning

Tom thought he merely had to urinate, but then he Boardmaned all over the floor.

Boardman by J.P. Damboragian February 20, 2008

boardman 

A once upscale and progressive suburb of Youngstown run into the ground by two vindictive idiots posing as elected officials. A place where logic and reason have been completely removed from decisions affecting tens of thousands.

Man, they pulled a boardman on our ass. They told us they were going to widen the road to ease congestion. Instead they took out a lane and planted flowers and trees.

boardman by Pedro1 September 16, 2007

Boardman 

The epitome of a metrosexual. This is a guy who thinks he can score with every girl, however unknowingly turns into a litle bitch in the process... indulging in such practices as reading GQ and other desperate measures

I really wanted to get with this girl so I tried boardmanning it but then my friends talked some sense into me

Boardman by sinoda July 23, 2008

Boardman 

A cocksure and somewhat over confident attitude following a 2-minute sexual liaison with an extremely brass yat.

Jesus mate, you're such a Boardman. She was a 2.46 at best!

Boardman by Mr_Peacock September 25, 2010

Boardman 

Surname from the Old English name for a carpenter.

Boardman means carpenter.

Boardman by BOB PRODUCTIONS!! May 22, 2018

Boardman 

Boardman is often associated with people in society who like to take control and use their power despite their petitness and femininity. It is very common that a Boardman will run away to build his own base whilst playing squads on fortnite whilst muttering to himself “squad south-east, their accuracy is sh*t” and then 5 seconds later will be asking for a medkit from you. A Boardman has awful tactics of building pointless sh*t and making it known to every player on the map where he is - whilst claiming he is the best player because he plays on Brazilian servers. Consequently, a Boardman likes to sit in his room all day, fingering his bumhole with a blue pump shotgun and shouting “Victory Royale!”

Look at the size of that boardman

Boardman by 14Joeyyy14 July 16, 2018

boardman 

A man, used mostly by Jamaicans, who gets no bitches.

This word also works for women, in which they are called "boardwomen".

Yow mi a boardman enuh, cyah get nuh gyal.

boardman by such man board May 4, 2022