Becoming so wildly inebriated that coherent thought no longer takes place and you will most likely attach to the nearest singleton, regardless of their state of being.

Big man: Jigga she was totally blottoed
Lil girl: Yeah she was completely Boardman'd!

Boardman'd by 5alonia May 28, 2012

Mark Boardman

the one and only milf from the hit band lovejoy, sure he’s ginger but that doesn’t take away from his milfing power

“did you see that Mark boardman from the hit band lovejoy, he’s everyone’s favourite milf”

Mark Boardman by Neo_535 May 4, 2023

Boardman Highschool

I don’t know which crowd is more embarrassing for this dumpster fire of a public school, the wanna be gangsters, or the prissy rich kids. Either way, looking at either for to long, will leave you contemplating jumping off a bridge. Walking down the halls consists of the entitled little rich kids complaining about the color of his/her new BMW, or a wanna be thug talking about how he’s gonna “blick up” some fools with his boys after class. The faculty is full of uneducated, lazy, and downright incompetent men and women, and the teachers are either pretty cool, or pretty fucking stupid.

“You graduated from Boardman Highschool? Im sorry, have a nice day.”

Boardman Highschool by nediadarwoh September 8, 2021

Boardman

To poop one's pants without any internal biological warning

Tom thought he merely had to urinate, but then he Boardmaned all over the floor.

Boardman by J.P. Damboragian February 20, 2008

boardman

A once upscale and progressive suburb of Youngstown run into the ground by two vindictive idiots posing as elected officials. A place where logic and reason have been completely removed from decisions affecting tens of thousands.

Man, they pulled a boardman on our ass. They told us they were going to widen the road to ease congestion. Instead they took out a lane and planted flowers and trees.

boardman by Pedro1 September 16, 2007

Boardman

The epitome of a metrosexual. This is a guy who thinks he can score with every girl, however unknowingly turns into a litle bitch in the process... indulging in such practices as reading GQ and other desperate measures

I really wanted to get with this girl so I tried boardmanning it but then my friends talked some sense into me

Boardman by sinoda July 23, 2008

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026