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Some Blurts shout out, "Look, she's having a baby," when encountering someone with a weight problem.
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Blursday 

The day you are presently living but have no idea what day it actually is.
Today must be blursday because I have no idea what day it is.
Blursday by JDS12 March 30, 2020
Word of the Day on September 11, 2022
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blursday 

When you’ve been sheltering in place for so long because of a global pandemic you have no idea what day it is as they all blur together. Blursday!
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, blursday, blursday, blursday and blursday
blursday by DarleneOliviaPope September 23, 2020

blurtmouth 

When you can’t stop yourself from saying something you wish you hadn’t said.
The nominee appears to be suffering from a serious case of blurtmouth.
blurtmouth by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2018

bloody blunts 

Bloody Blunts are blunts that are dipped/coated in lean. And they are terrible for you.
I'm smoking bloody blunts right now. I'm high as hell.
bloody blunts by DeadBoxxx9000 March 17, 2017
Blessed and cursed at the same time
*Picture of dog trying to put another dog in his mouth*
Blursed
Cursed because a dog is trying to eat another dog
Blessed because dogs are cute
Blursed by Wideeyedweirdo August 25, 2020

Blursday 

The name of the day of the week when you do not know what day of the week it is, because the pandemic has distorted or abandoned all sense of time.
I thought I had an appointment for Friday, but today is Blursday, and I am not sure if I am early or late.

I am trying to get a project done by the end of the week, but when is that? Every day is Blursday during WFH.
Blursday by Anna N. Mousse January 16, 2022
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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