DarleneOliviaPope's definitions

Mutate

Mutating is synonymous with a day of laziness. To mutate is to chill or relax. Be mushy.

I'm sorry I can't run with you this afternoon, I'm planning to lay around and mutate

by DarleneOliviaPope June 10, 2017

Lonius

A lonius is someone who is both an introvert and an extrovert and neither one is more dominant than the other. Thus an individual with an internal conflict and often finds themself being both a loner and genius at the same time.

Have you met the new girl yet? She is such a lonius- always the first to go home from a party but loves being the center of attention. I also hear she's a total genius.

by DarleneOliviaPope July 15, 2017

briefcase pants

Briefcase pants can be compared to what we commonly refer to as traditional 'cargo' pants, yet generally they may have a few additional pockets or features. They offer additional spaces to hold things, much like that of cargo pants.

Did you see the briefcase pants a julie was wearing yesterday?!? They were so next level she even had 3 extra crystals, a deck of tarot cards and a stuffed dragon in the pockets! So many pockets!

by DarleneOliviaPope June 10, 2017

Clydesdoodle

An abnormally large larbordoodle dog that has the grace and swagger as a Clydesdale.

Sookie is going to be sooooo big! She's a clydesdoodle

by DarleneOliviaPope August 3, 2017

geriatric millennial

A geriatric millennial is a millennial on the cusp. The oldest breed of millennial out there but still acts like a true millennial.

I'm 36 years old, they call me a geriatric millennial

by DarleneOliviaPope June 11, 2017

blursday

When you’ve been sheltering in place for so long because of a global pandemic you have no idea what day it is as they all blur together. Blursday!

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, blursday, blursday, blursday and blursday

by DarleneOliviaPope September 23, 2020

AggressiveAggressive

The very extreme opposite of when someone is being Passive Aggressive.

For example, when someone confronts you about your go to email font that you’ve been using as your signature style for years and they aggressively tell you how much they hate it outright

Elizabeth, I know we’ve only just started to work together, but I’ve got to be aggressiveaggressive on this one, as I can’t even read emails you send because your font is so ugly, change it now.

by DarleneOliviaPope April 26, 2019