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bosses who never had to work for anyone else
Napoledrones often overcompensate for their lack of experience by bragging about their private-school educations
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A gay male who claims to be straight but nevertheless frequents gay clubs and bathhouses to score gay sex.
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a boss with uncanny ability to discover creative solutions to problems just by having you around
The bossmosis was even generous enough to introduce your ideas to his superiors as his own.
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Individuals of an adult age who REALLY idntify with Bugs Bunny characters.
The WBs believe that certain Bugs Bunny characters are apt representations of themselves, revealing inner secrets and magnitudes of depth about their own personalities.
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Retired men who communicate using gender-based jokes, wife jokes, and corny one-liners like "Working hard or hardly working?"
A Safeway Sage feels that a classic witticism like "I'm not getting old, my mirror is wrinkled" sounds fresh no matter how many times you've heard it.
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the person who can always intuit when a coworker is stressed out and will magically appear to give a two-minute massage to those in need
Johnny Fingers enjoys giving massages to male and female workers alike as a selfless, altruistic gesture.
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People who constantly yell out punch lines from movies, commercials, and television
Zingers often shape his/her entire personality around quoting movies and TV.
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