56 definitions by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic

DL

A gay male who claims to be straight but nevertheless frequents gay clubs and bathhouses to score gay sex.

Many DLs have families and claim to be happily married.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

Napoledrone

bosses who never had to work for anyone else

Napoledrones often overcompensate for their lack of experience by bragging about their private-school educations

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

Bossmosis

a boss with uncanny ability to discover creative solutions to problems just by having you around

The bossmosis was even generous enough to introduce your ideas to his superiors as his own.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

Johnny Fingers

the person who can always intuit when a coworker is stressed out and will magically appear to give a two-minute massage to those in need

Johnny Fingers enjoys giving massages to male and female workers alike as a selfless, altruistic gesture.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

Zingers

People who constantly yell out punch lines from movies, commercials, and television

Zingers often shape his/her entire personality around quoting movies and TV.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

Hall Monitors

The lovable guy in the office whose lack of diligence is overlooked because he's so darn nice

When it comes to anything outside the realm of television, sports, or pop culture, Hall Monitors are boderline retarded, but they're so agreeable and good-natured that they appeal to everyone nonetheless.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

Screamer

The person whose roar will resonate throughout the gym.

The screamer could be on his first rep or his two hundredth, and regardless will roar.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004